It is almost impossible to try to think
And way to hot, for an interesting drink
And to contemplate the writing, of something in verse
My brain needs attending, by a poetry nurse
She could fan my ego, with love and sympathy
And supply me with cups, of Earl Grey tea
And massage my soul, and feed me some food
And things i won't mention, it'd be a bit rude
But in return, for these comforts, and desire
I'd do the same, and relight her fire
And feed her, and tea her, a fan her, and yet
As i believe in giving, as good as i get
In the meantime, i shall lie here, and simply melt
And pretend i am graceful, lissom, and svelte
Soon to depart my boudoir, for another lair
As it's time to rise, from my lazy derriere!
by Jemia