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"hitchhikes" poems
You're going on the highway, Bringing a new 4-string bass guitar, And a drum-set too for your sons. Now you could be a family rock band, You could churn your own Summer of '69, The world will know you three now. A really hot chick hitchhikes in your car, You are tensed as your eyes meet. There is unfathomable longing in hers, And the bathykolpian woman's so inviting. You can't play the good man at this age, You decide to cheat your own wife now. You stop the car quickly anyhow, A quickee's on your mind & nothin' more. She smiles at you and lunging towards her, You smell the inviting scent of hers. In middle of the kiss you start foreseeing, You forsee a bright romantic future, Suddenly her wellbeing's lost & she vomits. Then you bring her to the hospital, The gynaecologist congratulates you, "Congrats! You're going to be a father!" Taken aback, you say, "But I just met her!" The girl who hitchhiked says, ***"He's ****** lying!"*** The doc summons the police and your test is done, "Good news & bad news," the doc says, "One, you're not her baby's father." Hearing this you're relieved. "Now the bad news, doc," you say. The doc says, "You could have never have fathered any even if you intended to." You are flabbergasted, "What the hell! Why?" The doc pacifies, "Your load doesn't have any sperms," Seeing you shocked the doctor says, ***"It's a birth defect that happens rarely but yes it does..." "...You may sue the girl for everything."*** The biggest shock in your life so far. You just shake your head and turn around to go. You're in the middle of a nightmare, It couldn't be true! ***If not you then the 2 kids back home, They belonged to whom!*** Now that's the biggest tension!
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Sep 24, 2016
Sep 24, 2016 at 5:32 AM UTC
A Tensed Joke
You're going on the highway, Bringing a new 4-string bass guitar, And a drum-set too for your sons. Now you could be a family rock band, You could churn your own Summer of '69, The world will know you three now. A really hot chick hitchhikes in your car, You are tensed as your eyes meet. There is unfathomable longing in hers, And the bathykolpian woman's so inviting. You can't play the good man at this age, You decide to cheat your own wife now. You stop the car quickly anyhow, A quickee's on your mind & nothin' more. She smiles at you and lunging towards her, You smell the inviting scent of hers. In middle of the kiss you start foreseeing, You forsee a bright romantic future, Suddenly her wellbeing's lost & she vomits. Then you bring her to the hospital, The gynaecologist congratulates you, "Congrats! You're going to be a father!" Taken aback, you say, "But I just met her!" The girl who hitchhiked says, ***"He's ****** lying!"*** The doc summons the police and your test is done, "Good news & bad news," the doc says, "One, you're not her baby's father." Hearing this you're relieved. "Now the bad news, doc," you say. The doc says, "You could have never have fathered any even if you intended to." You are flabbergasted, "What the hell! Why?" The doc pacifies, "Your load doesn't have any sperms," Seeing you shocked the doctor says, ***"It's a birth defect that happens rarely but yes it does..." "...You may sue the girl for everything."*** The biggest shock in your life so far. You just shake your head and turn around to go. You're in the middle of a nightmare, It couldn't be true! ***If not you then the 2 kids back home, They belonged to whom!*** Now that's the biggest tension!
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Thumb out, he hitchhikes from Prague to the south of France, floats the Marais Poitevin face-up on a flatboard, sees the last sunbeam slip behind the Louvre, sings a song he calls "To California", snores on one more of his friends' floors, four euro to his name.
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May 23, 2013
May 23, 2013 at 11:36 PM UTC
Michal Kubík
An evening spent washing dishes makes my hands thin and wrinkling like tissue paper. It’s ten o’clock. Tonight each streetlight will pop on one by one and me and the guys who smoke out back will watch owls drop from the trees and sweep mice out of their holes. Inside the pizza boils in the oven, blistering up like pimples on elbows. They can smell it from the doorstep peeling the paint from the asphalt and the huger gnaws and claws deep into the belly. Onward the light crawls trying to outshine the stars and our Pizza Hut sign, blazes a banner of glory to the highway. I feel sick on gasoline and the cigarette breath that clings to your apron. No one can clean out the gutters like you. After the doors close everyone hitchhikes to the Greyhound bus stop nobly trying to stay awake over the thousand miles home.
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Apr 10, 2015
Apr 10, 2015 at 11:45 PM UTC
Hut Blues
The water recedes again Nonchalantly walking back to it's home The smell remains in Old Town The sewage scent hitchhikes the breeze To make it's way up the street named for kings The water will return and I cannot afford to live here
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Aug 19, 2014
Aug 19, 2014 at 7:29 AM UTC
Alexandria
There's just no accounting for happiness, or the way it turns up like a prodigal who comes back to the dust at your feet having squandered a fortune far away. And how can you not forgive? You make a feast in honor of what was lost, and take from its place the finest garment, which you saved for an occasion you could not imagine, and you weep night and day to know that you were not abandoned, that happiness saved its most extreme form for you alone. No, happiness is the uncle you never knew about, who flies a single-engine plane onto the grassy landing strip, hitchhikes into town, and inquires at every door until he finds you asleep midafternoon as you so often are during the unmerciful hours of your despair. It comes to the monk in his cell. It comes to the woman sweeping the street with a birch broom, to the child whose mother has passed out from drink. It comes to the lover, to the dog chewing a sock, to the pusher, to the basket maker, and to the clerk stacking cans of carrots in the night. It even comes to the boulder in the perpetual shade of pine barrens, to rain falling on the open sea, to the wineglass, weary of holding wine.
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Feb 18, 2015
Feb 18, 2015 at 7:56 AM UTC
Happiness
The stun-gun you are arrested me at dawn I stopped in my tracks at your radiant liveliness Inviting me to play Isn't it great when an unexpected chance encounter Hitchhikes into your life? A dream you didn't know you had comes true We were both at the beach that overcast morn Strangers gazing at the sea Watching the white birds walk on the wet sand You with that smile, playful and inviting And that white sweater stolen from Marilyn Monroe's memory I had no choice in this unplanned meet Sometimes you just know It was coffee and tea and welcome sympathy As we were getting to know that maybe Really maybe ... this could wind up a long show Here we are now, back where we met So many years have passed by Still a good fit, we stop to sit Share a kiss of fire Remembering when, remembering how A chance encounter led to a vow.
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Sep 26, 2017
Sep 26, 2017 at 12:16 PM UTC
Chance Encounter