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I am Phil I am Phil Phil I am. That Phil I am That Phil I am I do not like that Phil I am. Would you like to drink some Scotch? No Phil I am.  No I would not. I would not like to drink some Scotch. Would you drink Scotch on the Rocks? I would not drink Scotch on the Rocks I think it tastes like ***** socks So get down off that Dewars box I will not drink a Scotch with you No that is something I won’t do I might drink ***** might drink gin But drinking Scotch would be a sin. Would you drink some Chivas Regal? I think Scotch should be illegal! What is it that you do not get? I just don't like the taste of it! Scotch just doesn’t suit me well I do not even like the smell. Give me wine or give me beer But don’t talk to me when Scotch is near. Would you like a single malt? I don’t like Scotch.  It’s not your fault. Would you try some Lagavulin? I won’t drink Scotch; I’m not foolin’ I won’t drink Scotch all by myself With you or anybody else I hate the smell I hate the taste To serve ME Scotch Would be a WASTE! Well!!  You don’t have to cause a scene Just try a sip, see what I mean It’s really not that bad, at all Don’t drink the bar stuff, drink the call All the ‘Glens’ are really nice Drink them neat, add 1 cube ice One ice cube brings out the taste Two or more would be a waste. Try just a sip, and you will see Then you might drink a Scotch with me. Oh Phil I am Oh Phil I am You wore me down. Was that the plan? I guess I’ll let my scruples slip And try a Scotch – a tiny sip. Sip.    Sip.      SSSSippppss. Oh (licks his lipsss) This is good.  This is really good, I think that I can taste the peat. It’s not too smoky, not too sweet It’s not at all what I expected Now I’ve got my thoughts collected My admiration resurrected I think I like Scotch, Yes it’s true. I think I'll drink a Scotch with you. In fact, Phil, I just might have two! Do you have some Johnnie Walker Blue? PwL   April 8, 2015
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Apr 8, 2015
Apr 8, 2015 at 10:46 AM UTC
Dr. ***** Scotch on the Rocks (definitely a Parody!)
I am Phil I am Phil Phil I am. That Phil I am That Phil I am I do not like that Phil I am. Would you like to drink some Scotch? No Phil I am.  No I would not. I would not like to drink some Scotch. Would you drink Scotch on the Rocks? I would not drink Scotch on the Rocks I think it tastes like ***** socks So get down off that Dewars box I will not drink a Scotch with you No that is something I won’t do I might drink ***** might drink gin But drinking Scotch would be a sin. Would you drink some Chivas Regal? I think Scotch should be illegal! What is it that you do not get? I just don't like the taste of it! Scotch just doesn’t suit me well I do not even like the smell. Give me wine or give me beer But don’t talk to me when Scotch is near. Would you like a single malt? I don’t like Scotch.  It’s not your fault. Would you try some Lagavulin? I won’t drink Scotch; I’m not foolin’ I won’t drink Scotch all by myself With you or anybody else I hate the smell I hate the taste To serve ME Scotch Would be a WASTE! Well!!  You don’t have to cause a scene Just try a sip, see what I mean It’s really not that bad, at all Don’t drink the bar stuff, drink the call All the ‘Glens’ are really nice Drink them neat, add 1 cube ice One ice cube brings out the taste Two or more would be a waste. Try just a sip, and you will see Then you might drink a Scotch with me. Oh Phil I am Oh Phil I am You wore me down. Was that the plan? I guess I’ll let my scruples slip And try a Scotch – a tiny sip. Sip.    Sip.      SSSSippppss. Oh (licks his lipsss) This is good.  This is really good, I think that I can taste the peat. It’s not too smoky, not too sweet It’s not at all what I expected Now I’ve got my thoughts collected My admiration resurrected I think I like Scotch, Yes it’s true. I think I'll drink a Scotch with you. In fact, Phil, I just might have two! Do you have some Johnnie Walker Blue? PwL   April 8, 2015
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Blue Gitanes smolder in my hand, Blue Chivas burns down my throat, Blue has always been my compass, the shade I carry like a second skin. Blue is my life a cigarette’s smoke, a sip of fire, a sky that never ends. Blue, I love you.
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Sep 11, 2025
Sep 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM UTC
Blue
How are you? Still whispering to the night, Still with that blue Chivas in your hand. Nothing changed, Same seat, same place. But the lines on my face, yeah, they changed. My heart though still beating young. My soul’s sitting here, logging for the old dreams. Come, have a glass with me, you old man.
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Sep 9, 2025
Sep 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM UTC
Hi You Old Man
My daily hobbies draw, create music, poetry, read, and clean My favorite sport is soccer, Las Chivas del Guadalajara Jalisco, I love listening to rap music, and learning new techniques My chosen color is heavy grey like my skies abundant with water, ready to pour down on earth My clothes has always been simple, baggy, fresh, neat but swaggy My goal has always been to make a change for everyone, the whole wide world, the struggle and the rich make no difference fair treatment My best friends have always been Jesus Christ, my family, a few friends I can count on till the end My lucky numbers are 9, 13, 22, 10, 11,
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Jan 8, 2015
Jan 8, 2015 at 5:47 PM UTC
About Me
tight enough to hear my heartbeat in its seams. Sir’s scissors slid up my thigh, cold bite tracing the vein, a slit opening like a whispered threat. Safety pins hold the wound shut for now. The hem’s been hacked raw, frayed strands kissing the tops of my stockings, air licking skin that should be hidden. Three shots of Chivas burn through me, liquid courage, liquid sin. I lean in close enough for you to feel my breath, close enough for my lips to graze your ear, and I say, Some women wear lace for beauty. I wear it to watch men bleed.
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Aug 12, 2025
Aug 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM UTC
Black Lace
Another year, another resolution Dry out January That was a tough day Change of job, new challenge The scalpel cut deeply through the chest cavity Maybe the year to find love, maybe So many choices, so many The scalpel cut deep, too late The patient was lost A long break Different country, new start The drink would help the choice So steady as the bottle emptied The scalpel cut deep, advanced signs of liver cirrhosis The surgeon assisting was in awe at the dexterity of the liver being removed The signs were staring back at him The warning stark He pondered it over a bottle of chivas The operation would last ten hours The hospital was lucky to have such a prestigious surgeon The scalpel cut deep Four hours in, the sweating and trembling began The vessels were clamped off The bathroom break soothed as the whisky hit home The operation continued The drink breaks also Finally finished he excused himself and left The trip home left him physically shaking The whisky hit home Calm now, he went through the operation in his head The patient was responding, the team were pleased Something was gnawing away at him He just couldn’t pinpoint what it was The whisky had done its job He was calm It had been a long day The pager sounding brought him round The nagging doubt as he phoned the hospital The patient wasn’t responding The patient, the patient, always the patient The clamps, he couldn’t remember Did he remove them He started to shake The whisky calmed him The pager sounded The bottle stared back at him Time for a change A new challenge A long break The decision was made He would drink to that.
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Jan 25, 2016
Jan 25, 2016 at 2:04 PM UTC
The Resolution.
Another year, another resolution Dry out January That was a tough day Change of job, new challenge The scalpel cut deeply through the chest cavity Maybe the year to find love, maybe So many choices, so many The scalpel cut deep, too late The patient was lost A long break Different country, new start The drink would help the choice So steady as the bottle emptied The scalpel cut deep, advanced signs of liver cirrhosis The surgeon assisting was in awe at the dexterity of the liver being removed The signs were staring back at him The warning stark He pondered it over a bottle of chivas The operation would last ten hours The hospital was lucky to have such a prestigious surgeon The scalpel cut deep Four hours in, the sweating and trembling began The vessels were clamped off The bathroom break soothed as the whisky hit home The operation continued The drink breaks also Finally finished he excused himself and left The trip home left him physically shaking The whisky hit home Calm now, he went through the operation in his head The patient was responding, the team were pleased Something was gnawing away at him He just couldn’t pinpoint what it was The whisky had done its job He was calm It had been a long day The pager sounding brought him round The nagging doubt as he phoned the hospital The patient wasn’t responding The patient, the patient, always the patient The clamps, he couldn’t remember Did he remove them He started to shake The whisky calmed him The pager sounded The bottle stared back at him Time for a change A new challenge A long break The decision was made He would drink to that.
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I love seeing you seat comfortably in silence, with a cup of coffee in the sofa at days and I love it more when you talk to me at our bed time, with whiskey and chivas, telling me a lot of stories that I don't even understand I love seeing you wear a tidy suit and tie, and I love it more when you made it a little messy to look **** in front of me I love when you kiss me forehead gently and I love it more when you crave for my lips like you can't breath and I'm the oxygen. I love when you tell me that I look nice in a fancy dress, and I love it more when you tell me that I'm the most beautiful girl in this whole world when I'm in a pajamas I love hearing you saying that you still love me, and I love it more when you look at me like you really did I love you when you're sober and I love you more when you're high I love the way it lies
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Jul 10, 2017
Jul 10, 2017 at 11:20 PM UTC
I Love
I'm sitting here, alone in my thoughts Drowning myself in alcohol trying to forget. Trying to make sense of it all, why? Busy re-learning the 3 W's from my Life Orientation teacher, mma Vaaltyn; What? When? Why? To be honest I don't think I need to know How, because it makes me hurt even more thinking about it I can still see your smile. You looked full of life, You looked happy, You looked... I don't know, I'm running of words to explain how you looked because I realize now it was just a mask You kept it on to let the world not bother you Kept it on for your protection I did always know that looks lie but I didn't know it meant this I will lie to myself and pretend this doesn't hurt, but little sis it really does What about your matric farewell? I was supposed to drive you, remember? What about your 21st birthday? What about your college graduation? What about the days at the park? Days at Naval hill, playing, enjoying? Last great day I had with you was at the park, Shell ultra. We were having so much fun till my lil nephew ruined it by falling from the see saw. I can still remeber your laugh The poses you made while I was busy taking pictures The conversations, the memories   We'll, I'm on my 3rd bottle now, I cannot even see clearly as I type this, And I still cannot understand little sis, Why? What do I tell your dad when I see him in the afterlife? What do I tell your mom too? Did you miss them too much? Is that it? It that why you took your life? You just couldn't wait to see them? Or were you tired of this life you just had to go? What do I tell your big sister? She left you in the best hands she knew How do I make her understand? And what about your little brother? How do I even begin to make him understand why? What do I say it's the reason why? Is it school? Is it friends? Is it the family? Or is it me little sis? Answer me! Can't you hear I'm talking to you? Busy looking for an answer at the bottom of this Chivas bottle Doubt I'm gonna get it But where else would I get it? Because you're not here to answer me little sis, are you? You know you could've talked to me right? Please wake up, I'm sorry. Forgive me little sis, Forgive me uncle, Forgive me auntie. I'm sorry I didn't spend enough time with you Sorry I didn't call you enough I should've seen the signs The last Whatsapp post you posted last night was a friend who passed Is it why? You looked sad I should've asked you if you're okay Why didn't I ask you? Why did I just read and ignore? Maybe I could've talked you out of this Maybe.. Just maybe I'm really sorry. Maybe it's my fault too... I'm gonna miss you little sis Death has no shame, has no fear I guess we might never know why Whatever it is that drove you to this point, I know you it was a valid reason for you Sleep well lil sis Say hi to uncle Kelos for me. I love you We love you And truly miss you...
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Mar 24, 2021
Mar 24, 2021 at 5:41 AM UTC
I Think I've Failed You
I'm sitting here, alone in my thoughts Drowning myself in alcohol trying to forget. Trying to make sense of it all, why? Busy re-learning the 3 W's from my Life Orientation teacher, mma Vaaltyn; What? When? Why? To be honest I don't think I need to know How, because it makes me hurt even more thinking about it I can still see your smile. You looked full of life, You looked happy, You looked... I don't know, I'm running of words to explain how you looked because I realize now it was just a mask You kept it on to let the world not bother you Kept it on for your protection I did always know that looks lie but I didn't know it meant this I will lie to myself and pretend this doesn't hurt, but little sis it really does What about your matric farewell? I was supposed to drive you, remember? What about your 21st birthday? What about your college graduation? What about the days at the park? Days at Naval hill, playing, enjoying? Last great day I had with you was at the park, Shell ultra. We were having so much fun till my lil nephew ruined it by falling from the see saw. I can still remeber your laugh The poses you made while I was busy taking pictures The conversations, the memories   We'll, I'm on my 3rd bottle now, I cannot even see clearly as I type this, And I still cannot understand little sis, Why? What do I tell your dad when I see him in the afterlife? What do I tell your mom too? Did you miss them too much? Is that it? It that why you took your life? You just couldn't wait to see them? Or were you tired of this life you just had to go? What do I tell your big sister? She left you in the best hands she knew How do I make her understand? And what about your little brother? How do I even begin to make him understand why? What do I say it's the reason why? Is it school? Is it friends? Is it the family? Or is it me little sis? Answer me! Can't you hear I'm talking to you? Busy looking for an answer at the bottom of this Chivas bottle Doubt I'm gonna get it But where else would I get it? Because you're not here to answer me little sis, are you? You know you could've talked to me right? Please wake up, I'm sorry. Forgive me little sis, Forgive me uncle, Forgive me auntie. I'm sorry I didn't spend enough time with you Sorry I didn't call you enough I should've seen the signs The last Whatsapp post you posted last night was a friend who passed Is it why? You looked sad I should've asked you if you're okay Why didn't I ask you? Why did I just read and ignore? Maybe I could've talked you out of this Maybe.. Just maybe I'm really sorry. Maybe it's my fault too... I'm gonna miss you little sis Death has no shame, has no fear I guess we might never know why Whatever it is that drove you to this point, I know you it was a valid reason for you Sleep well lil sis Say hi to uncle Kelos for me. I love you We love you And truly miss you...
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I still remember the last day we spent together Last day of the 4 years you walked by my side You asked to wander the streets I had to go to work We parted ways and I was fine Little did I know I made you cry It just wouldn't hit me. Two weeks after you left I had my skype on Curled up on my bed Your voice come through We cried and I said "Please come home" The Lights went out Just me Your voice And the cold floor 2 months after you left I'm working overhours everyday The weekends are a big blurr I talk to no one unless I'm wasted Such profanities leave my lips Sentences get tangled up I cry in the arms of an old friend He hardly recognizes me I slur on It's safe here 5 months after you left Just one joint before I go home I shouldn't be smoking The pain suspends me midair I have no controll of my life Chivas goes down fast This perfect combo puts a smile on my face A senseless dumb smile Everything stopped All the thoughts All the emotions All the words What feels like empty tears Come without any triggers black make up lines on my pillow A raw voice sings me to sleep I close my eyes and let the world spin
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Apr 4, 2015
Apr 4, 2015 at 5:10 PM UTC
Too much to take