ERIC THE GREAT

Her white knight came
But not by white horse
He traveled by red truck
These are modern times, of course

His hair was not flowing
And his face was not clean shaven
But the princess was glowing
Because he was her Safe Haven

He traveled from far
I'm not sure how wide
His kisses were well above par
He had a **** stride

He was her Oasis
In a desert of fools
For the last prince who captured her
Broke all the golden rules

Prince Eric however made her timeworn
frown turnover
It seems her luck has finally changed
He is her rare four leaf clover
Her dreadful life forever rearranged

This Prince is a keeper
He brightens up her world
Her love for him is sure to only grow deeper
Let the flag of Happiness be unfurled

There is no bigger ******* than the guy that does every spiteful, abusive, mean, and petty thing he can do to make you mad and then gets mad at you for fighting back. I can't do this anymore. It is killing me inside. I soooooo need justice. I need God( if there is one) to smite this ******* down. I want him to repent all the things he has done and said and plotted against me. I want him struck by lightning, mowed down by a tractor, I want him flattened by a steamroller, I want him gone. I want his tongue cut out and then burned and fed to rats. I hate him with every f** fiber of my being

Gotta live every day just appreciating you are healthy and alive. Don't let anyone hold you down, back, or under them.

Be yourself. Don't apologize for being genuine and true to yourself. Use time wisely, the older you get, the faster our perception of its loss.

No amount of Revenge will ever be enough
No justice too severe
I want the consequences of your words to bury you
Beneath the current of my tears

I want a tornado to twist you
Until your head is ******* on right
I want an earthquake to eat you
And hear your screams permeate the night

My hatred for you has me consumed
With clever ways to retaliate
I see you now
For you the game / checkmate

So let Karma be a *****
When God judges you let him slap your face
But I will never feel even
For the years taken and erased

Every time you go out
My mind is riddled with doubt
My stomach churns
Waiting for your return

You act as if you've never left us before
And you know I have no reason to trust
Every time you walk out that door
I feel like my heart's about to bust

Everything minute seems like an hour
An eternity of fear
Because I know you have no willpower
Over a bunch of free beer

You forget I'm alive
And sometimes I don't see you for days
How will I survive?
You've  forgotten me in you're drunken daze

I have tried to make you happy
But you care nothing for mine
Let's face it you treat me ******
You're a tumor that's not benign

You take me so for granted
I know you can't love me at all
So my love, I have become quite disenchanted
There's no hope for us after all

How does he not love me
Let me count the many ways not
Not with flower petals
What are flowers, I forgot

Just like Christmas gifts
And birthday too
At least for 7 years
You let me float adrift

You never hold my hand
Or kiss me just because
You never sit with me
These are just some of your flaws

You called me vicious names
That were meant to tear me down
You're just a mean old grump
For stupidity you wear the crown

Who would expect a woman to put up with
This petty *******
But I guess I feel sorry for you
Cuz you're such a nitwit

You got us thrown out
Of yet another place
Do you think that in my mind
These things can be erased

You have no right
To love me any less
I know, you know you're wrong
Why don't you just confess

I hate you with a passion
Equal to no other
Abuse is going out of fashion
I hate to tell you brother

The time of reckoning is dawning
A new age to begin
I am no longer fawning
Over your dastardly grin

I have been secretly aspiring
To be free of your ****
Behind the scenes, I'm conspiring
You are so clueless, you I can easily out wit

So get ready for the mutiny
The ship's been sinking too long
I'm granting myself immunity
I have been too wronged

Don't blame me for hating you
You have caused my attitude
The hateful times they stick like glue
Because, simply, you have been so rude

Rude doesn't even come close
To describe the damage you inflict
I now find you quite gross
My love, for you I now restrict.

You have slowly killed my feelings
With your twisted, shady dealings
You have slowly killed my trust
Continue on the low road if you must

But NEVER complain about my vibe
Or my new lack of interest in your tribe
Don't complain about my crying
Because my love for you is slowly dying

You can't kick a dog for years
And still expect him to obey
That dog is going to search for new frontiers
And run the **** away

So never blame me for hating you
You are the whole disgraceful cause
I've become a bitter shrew
I finally ran out of straws

Today is the end
The end of Hope
Nothing is ever going to be fine

Today is the end
I've been such a dope
Why did I waste my time

Today I realized
That you are already gone
Maybe you were never there at all

I must have idealized
Together we didn't belong
But deep in love I did fall

A figment of my mind
What I wanted you to be
It really got me in a bind
You had my heart and threw away the key

The question is why????
I knew from the start
The signs were quite clear

Why don't you just die
You've crushed my heart
I've cried a zillion tears

Is it me I hate?
Did I want this hell?
You think I'm second-rate
On my heart an evil spell

How can a person be so cruel
And say the things you say
I guess you're just a tool
If you don't want me why don't you just go away

You claim I can't do anything
Without your useful tirades
I know when your dead I'll be smiling
When we have a celebratory parade

Your maturity is quite delayed
You are an a##wipe
On my kindness, you preyed
But now I'm tired of your constant gripes

You made this bed
When once again the bills went unpaid
Rent time you always dread
Because responsibility you want to evade

I tried my best and more
To make you happy
But now I want you out that door
So my life will be less ******

You threatened to have your sister kick my ***
That just proves you have no class
You mooned the street on Frankford Ave.
How much class can you really have?

At the shore, you screamed "You Reek."
Polite company I need to seek
You hit me in the face with a pint glass
It's pretty clear you are an ***

You drank some gin
You started to spin
And broke your jaw
Of your dumbness, I'm in awe

You whipped out your ****
And spun it around
In your head you are so sick
I wanted to bury my head underground

I think that's enough proof
Of what you are
But now I'm aloof
You've gone too far

I'm a princess without a crown
I'm Rapunzel without a tower
Nowhere to go but down
I'm a heroine with no power

I'm Maleficent without her wings
I'm Wonder Woman without her rope
I deserve happiness and nice things
But for me always no hope

I'm Catniss without a bow
I'm Harley Quinn without her bat
What the answer is, I don't know
Enticed back to prison and then she sat

Thirteen years and counting
How many years yet to waste
The evidence is mounting
This is an open and shut case

I'm Robert Mueller without the degree
I'm Melania without the money
How do I wade through the debris?
The consequence of knowing you're scummy

If you're not a mooch
Why are you defensive
If you're not a mooch
Why do you find the word so offensive

Your motto is "If it's free it's for me"
"What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine."
You make it quite clear, very easy to see
The homeless shelter would be acceptable for you to dine

You're nothing but a *** and a wannabe vagrant
You think your s* don't stink
But your soul is way less than fragrant

So I do think you're a user
You take everything you can get
You are such an abuser
And that's not the half of it yet

So why were you so hurt?
When for years equaling 10
You've treated me like dirt
And turned my attitude way so NOT Zen

You've told me I stink
You've punched my face
You shouldn't sleep a wink
You are a total disgrace

You've had me arrested
For defending myself
You're such an adolescent
I've never seen someone so for themselves

If the truth hurts so much
Perhaps you should try
To get back in touch
With the fact that you're not a nice guy

Being a mooch is the kindest of insults
For someone depraved like you
A shrink is who you should consult
You really belong in the zoo

Is it wrong for me to like myself?
Because you obviously think so
You don't care for my mental health
You're not a friend, just a foe

If my britches get too big
And I look too sure
With hurtful words you'll start to dig
I start to feel so insecure

But I know one thing that's true
Your insides are way rotten
Those things you said are not forgotten
They've stuck to me like glue

You're a pimple on the face of society
You came from under a rock
All you cause me is anxiety
So the fact that I hate you shouldn't come as a shock.

In the beginning,  I worshipped your ground
I thought you were so hot
But you don't deserve me is what I found
A perfect match for me you're not

Don't think because I'm still here
Everything you do is
forgived
Contempt is all I have for you dear
Everything you've done in my dreams are relived

I'm only biding time
Until the time is right
Revenge will be mine
Your misery will be MY delight

You're gonna be be ******* in a ***
If you're lucky that is
God's gift to women you're not
More than likely the sidewalk is where you'll be taking a ****

If you're not yet in the grave
You're certainly going that way
All you know how to do is misbehave
A *** is what you really portray

I love you but I wish you would die!
Before, if I thought of it I would easily cry
But since you've forsaken me for a bottle of beer
I don't care anymore for you my dear

I still need you for a roof over my head
But I'd be better off with you dead
You have brought me nothing but grief
Maybe it's time for a little relief

You're killing yourself and you don't care
For your daughter or me, it's just not fair
I have always decided to take you back
But guess what??... I'm tired of your flak.

You don't deserve me, you never did
You're nothing but a baby... A little kid
Your words do hurt though..... I have to admit
But guess what?? I'm tired of your s*!

So, I do wish you'd die life would be a breeze
Finally my mind would be at ease
Cause the terror you caused me would leave
And for that reason I'll never grieve.

My hair is not straight enough
My stomach is not flat enough
My ******* aren't big enough for you

My legs aren't thin enough
My feet aren't small enough
My body isn't perfect enough for you

My ***** is not skanky enough
My addictions are not big enough
My brain is not fried enough like yours

BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

My hair is perfectly curly
Just like God wanted mine
My stomach is amazing
For a five time mom of 49

My ******* are bigger than average
At least that's what I think
Do I lose sleep over your opinion?????
No sir!!  Not one wink

My legs are so awesomely strong
Because I work out for me
My feet are perfect
I don't understand what you see

As far as my brain
FYI,  Yours is quite small
I can't help I am smart
But you just want a ****
So go live on the street and have a ball

You're a husk of a man
Just an empty shell
For you, I've done all I can
Now I want you to go to hell

You do nothing all day
Except sit, drink, sleep, and b**
You want everything your way
Well, your systems developed a glitch

You see, it finally dawned on me
That I need you for nothing
Not even for company anymore
Cuz your brain is full of stuffing

So the glitch is revolt
Your system is flawed
The Stepford wife is guilty of mutiny
The audience is awed

The movie is over now
I want you to go home
To get rid of you I don't know how
When I do forever may you roam

Think of my mind as a lightbulb
That slowly it's sanity was dimmed
Until one day it was just gone

This went on for years and years
Over this time, many tears
Then suddenly: it started to flicker

It got quicker
And, Boom!
It flashed right on

Think of my mind as a dog
That repeatedly and mercilessly was kicked
No matter how much of the master she licked

Then one day the dog bit the hand that fed
And realized she wanted her master dead
So she could run wild and free

My mind is really smart
No matter how much you tear it apart
It will survive this hell

I finally realized I'm one strong *** chick
And for some reason that makes you sick
You are a giant ****
I know now you are always afraid

That one day my light bulb would shine
That one day the dog would refuse to whine
Your craziness I cannot define
And my life is once again mine

Don't you know?


       That when you are putting me down
And changing my smile to a frown
That I am keeping score
Until the time I run for the door

Don't you know?

       That while you're clinking glasses
Of your favorite thing, beer
When you're kissing bums *****
And spreading drunken cheer

That I'm wondering what I did
To make you behave like a kid
What was my major crime
What's your excuse this time

Don't you know?

That I loved you very deep
My heart took a giant leap
But you let me down
You let me fall
You're just a clown
Never loved me at all

Don't you know?

That at the best of times
You, I only tolerate
Even  when you're the one guilty of the crimes
It's me you still berate

Don't you know?

You are not the man I thought you were
It makes me really sick
Wish the last 11 years were just a blur
You're the ****** I need to flick

Don't you know?

I've finally woken up from my daze
From your glorious ***
It was only a phase
You will be my past

If you asked me why I loved you
Considering the evil that you are
I wouldn't have an answer
at least not one, so far


But one thing that I do know
It took a long time, too long
Is that, you surely didn't deserve me
How could I have been sooo wrong??

Why would anyone love?
Someone so filled with hate
I really have no answer
Maybe it's just my fate

Even after terrible wounds
You've inflicted in my heart
I somehow found a way to pretend
You weren't ripping it apart

You are my weakness
My obsession, My Kryptonite
I never had a chance
But it all ends here tonight

I can no longer believe
That you don't mean what you say
You make it so clear
I just wanted you to stay

But no more, my hate now, forever
You weren't even a friend
Only in fair weather
From you I am gone

You no longer belong
I've erased you this time
I loved you so much
But you prefer tequila and lime