kiss my lips
tell me i'm pretty

grab my thighs
tell me you miss me

clutch my hips
tell me I'm your only one

look me straight in the eyes
tell me you need me

break my heart
and tell me you love me.

My mother thinks I'm a doctor
I just don't have the guts
To tell her I spent all my college doe
On beer, wine, women and such

So after I faked my graduation
Said I was moving to the South
To help the less fortunate among us
Another lie I let slip out

I'm now in the south of Florida
Where some may call me a ***
Living in a citrus grove along the coast
Not answering to anyone

It's really not such a bad life
This do nothing life I've made
I hear Moms proud of me at afternoon tea
Telling the girls of all the lives I save

I do my share of dumpster diving
That's where I got the idea
Behind a real doctors office one day
With some of their stationary I nabbed

I did a little doctoring
After all I do play one in Moms mind
Doesn't look too lame where I inserted my name
Then wrote my Mom about the kids and the wife

I've created such an elaborate charade
It's now gotten all out of hand
As I panhandle my way up and down
The Sunshine states surf and sand

Mom now says she wants to visit
Can't wait to meet the wife and kids
Don't know how I let it get this crazy
And how it all lead up to this

Now I'm scrambling to find a vacant house and a woman
With a couple of kids that look just like me
That can go along with a ruse for a week in mid-June
Since I told her that's when  I'd be free

I'm thinking I should of studied in college
Instead of being this mind numbing huckster
Telling lie after deepening lie
Just so my Mother would think I'm a doctor

she is my Amazon (Prime)

and does all the household ordering electronically

and when she orders a dozen gross (12 x 144)
of scented large garbage bags...

Sensing opportunity,
I quickly give her a list of things I could use

if anyone needs extra white sweat socks,
Mens 10 - 13,
see me first!**

8:35am 6/18/17
S. I.

Unknowing I tread the dreaded forest, unaware I swim with sharks unrest....
Unconscious I breathe through libellous nest,
Unwary I Drink thy vitriolic fest...
Unconversant I fall in the lover's nest..
Only to rise like a phoenix crest ,
So much Ado over the geste...
So much oh! So much c'est,
Only ignorance unwinds esta...
Inscitia  at it's best .....