I once heard someone say
That they both tried to **** themselves
But Juliet Failed the first time
(Even though she technically just
Wanted to appear dead)
But statistically girls are more likely to
Try to **** themselves
And if you count that first time
She tried twice
And Romeo died the one and only time
Which makes sense because
Though girls are more likely to try
Guys are more likely to actually die
What.
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Anyone else hate me? Because I used to feel hated.
Now I feel invisible, and not in the good way.