To the lovely Lady in the buffet
oh right, I went to a buffet yesterday
I was standing in the dessert line and
this chocolate beauty caught my eye,
a million thoughts ran through my head, like does she have a guy?
Anyway, I wanted to place in an order for her
lay her down on the table and lovingly devour her

I stood frozen for a second imagining what I'd do
anything and everything I guess it's true
I wanted nothing more than to eat her ***** like lunch
get up and **** her over the counter,
serve her my **** like brunch

good God how'd I think like this in a restaurant
a buffet at that
well lust can take over,
at the drop of a hat

this is the tale of my good friend Hugh
who was once so ***** he didn't know what to do
he tried watching videos on dubious websites
but even that couldn't satisfy his ****** appetite.

So one day he was pondering what he should try
to get rid of this libido he was creating the poor guy
So he picked up a phonebook and dialed a number
"I hate to do this, but I have to put this problem under!"

35 minutes later he started to simmer and stew
until there was a knock at the door, and up jumped Hugh
There at the door was a curvaceous female
he could barely speak he just started to stare

In she walked and off came her clothes
she was wearing nothing, but she looked hotter than melted gold
He immediately jumped in and they made sweet love
so loud the screams were heard by doves

So remember folks if your like Hugh
and so ***** you don't know what to do
just take a peek at the classified section
and you can absolve your Hugh G Rection

I ended up in the hospital again
I was in a pretty nasty car accident
I was in the hospital for a little while
quite a few bones of mine suffered a dent

they forced me in for about a week
I couldn't wait to leave
however a nurse was transferred onto my floor,
she looked so good, I couldn't believe
myself, I wanted to stay in bed
heart monitor and all
and needles leaving my bed

she did get job admirably, bringing Me food
doing her rounds every single shift she was on
I casually threw a couple of little lines at her, playfully, you know, to give her a smile or two as the day wore on

Well on the last day I was in
the lovely nurse walked into the room
"this isn't your shift?" I said, somewhat surprised
that's when I noticed her hand slide up her thighs...

She walked to the door and locked us inside
I saw a sense of burning lust in her eyes
she walked back to my bed and kissed me long and took away the pain
my God, she was so wet my leg felt as if it was caught in the rain

So I asked "Is this my going away present?"
She replied "Yes my patient, for taking your shots you've earned it"

For some reason honey
I'm reminded of a song
A song I hummed
as with my mouth I slid down your thong

Something about the weather outside
guided my mouth in between your luscious thighs
and though the snow shovels and returns just as quick
That song won't leave my head
as I gently nibble and **** on your ****

We won't be able to go anywhere
nowhere at all
that was evident to me
as I thrusted as deep as my *****

But since we're trapped indoors
I'll kiss on your neck as we make love like ******
our burning flesh could melt the cruel snow and ice

let it snow let it snow... now that'll be in my head all night ;)

Well it's dark outside,
I'm lying on bed
those thoughts of you
crawl back into my head
laid together in a passionate embrace
a look of lust and desire plastered on your face
the bed creaking, the neighbors hearing more... and more
I never would've guessed how naughty you are, you took me by surprise on the floor
now we're in bed, biting, thrusting for all we're worth
making love until the sun arises to awaken the earth
oh how lovely this would be
oh wait I'm alone.... back to the website for me!

I lost it
I think I've finally lost my edge
there are next to no
****** thoughts
running through my head

I can't envision touching on her spots so gently but firmly
holding her tight while she squirmed on excitement
kissing on her neck and biting like that which is my namesake,
I need my edge back, what's it going to take

I can't picture grinding on her hot exposed flesh kissing down her slowly to the area where pleasure rests
licking her bowl slowly savoring every drop like a kid in a candy shop
I'm lost here, I need to really sit and collect my thoughts

I'm losing sight of making passionate love to her allow through the night thrusting deep between her walls like a dark dark knight
bringing each other to life with every moan and squeeze
until that final moment of sweet release

wait... I think I still got it ;)

When you get home,
I hope you know
I've noticed you've been stressed out lately
I intend to correct that posthaste

I've got your favorite on the table
waiting for you to eat up
I said no to hanging with my guys
so tonight my attention is all yours

I laid roses out for you
remember? Like our first date?
I hope you think of that night
with every step you take

I put on some music
lit the candles that you love so much
those weird minty ones I think
I just want you relaxed tonight, right before we make love

I hope you liked those pics I sent
I know you like when I model for you
just know that all of this is waiting for my queen to take her throne
all for you, when you get home

Darling I see you staring it is our first night I see hints of worry in eyes
Just take my hand and lets start it slow
Let me kiss you on those lovely lips of yours I'll be gentle with you this you should know I can tell the movies boring you so let's find something fun to do
Your kiss is has sweet and gentle has you
With your words the conversation is no longer dull 
I've something fun to do and I do believe that thing to do is you
Oh really? Did I awaken your inner minx? Methinks this night shall be entertaining and I can see your wetter than a nice cool drink
Can't you tell in my eyes 
By the moves of body 
 I want you here and now
I think I should turn this movie off, I can look and tell you're nice n soft
Dear turn off the movie and dim the lights 
Let's slip under this covers and just indulge
Thoughts of you and warm embrace going through my head
Excuse me for a moment I won't be too long I wanna make the night special is that so wrong?
Take your time my dear there is nothing wrong that I will wait here for short return
Okay honey I'm back I'll light some candles for us, go ahead and lay comfortably on your back while I kiss on your neck, let's make this a night well never forget
This is a night I could never forget our first night together under the blanket with your body moving with mine
I'm on top of you now. Your eyes bouncing off of the candlelight and kissing you softly if this is wrong I don't wanna be right
Pure bliss in this moment nothing is more right then now
Honey I think we're too dressed shall we derobe each other? I wouldn't want anybody ******* me but my lover
Darling there is far to much between us let's shed this clothes
So I'll help you get your shirt off if you help with mine good Lord dear you look Devine