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Edna Sweetlove Jan 2015
I once ****** a ******* a bike;
And when she asked me if I would like
To do her dear mother
Or her gay little brother
I knew that she must be a ****.
In response to the criticism that a bicycle is not a form of PUBLIC transport, let me explain it was a HIRE bike. And the action took place in public.
Edna Sweetlove Jan 2015
I once ****** a girl in a train;
She was short, rather fat and quite plain;
The smell of stale *****
Which arose from her bunk
Obliged me to **** her again
A further poem from my MANLY side
Edna Sweetlove Jan 2015
I once ****** a ******* a bus;
She had pimples, all oozing out pus;
She said, feigning shock,
"My, what a huge ****!"
But she never noticed my truss.
Another poem written from the manly side of my character.
Edna Sweetlove Jan 2015
I once ****** a ******* a boat;
She smelled awful, a bit like a stoat;
I fingered her ***
Which made us both come
And I wiped the **** off on her coat.
This is written from a male point of view. What I have under my kilt is MY business. If you don't like it, *******.
PrttyBrd Nov 2014
Behind the light of the screen
Live many a friendship unseen
Straight up or with a twist
These bonds do exist
And I am thankful to all
In between
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Thank You my poetic family. You are warmth on a cold day, a dry shoulder, a kindred spirit when i feel isolated. We share and thus we are never alone
Spencer Brown Oct 2014
When the Clutch drops
The laughter stops
Heads start to turn
Tires start to burn
All this stops when they see the cops

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