1. Learn forgiveness. Then withhold it from everyone.
2. Avoid making enemies. Leave it to your friends to find you insufferable.
3. There is good in everyone. The trick is not to let it out.
4. Expect the worst. You’ll be right.
5. Never hurt anyone’s feelings. Unintentionally.
6. Command an audience. Then who cares if you loathe mankind?
7. Self-sacrifice ennobles the spirit. But someone still has to clean up the blood.
8. Don’t dance. Then no one will watch.
9. Don’t envy others’ success. Intervene more forcefully to prevent it.
10. Life is short, but otherwise lousy.
