She could have sworn Charlie Chaplin was French.
She had thought so since childhood -
there was something about his movies being sub-titled,
his ****** hair and (she lowered her voice with some shame)
his trouser.
She had loved his films since watching them with her dad
and he never had mentioned the silent star's heritage.
I mean, why would he?
She looked again. And again there was something
'continental' in his eye liner, in his gait
and in the way he gracefully pivoted
that still fitted her misconception.
But now that she thought more about it,
it made perfect sense,
of course he was not French.
He must have been German.
I was watching a UK quiz show and one of the contestants had been under the misconception that Chaplin was French.