brian has a knife to his neck
today is a horrible day for brian, well, not that horrible, well he went to
the baseball, with cath and michelle from his work, and they all went for
the local team which was the canberra cavalry, and every time the cavalry
scored a home run, brian, cath and michelle would cheer very loudly,
cavalry clap clap clap, cavalry clap clap clap, cavalry clap clap clap
and the cavalry didn’t disappoint their supporters in this match, and
then the hit a beautiful home run and cath caught it, what a absolute whopper
and she said, that she will give it to her 12 year old son, and then daniel sat near
brian and said you are too woosey to be a man like this, how about we leave now
so i can hold a knife to your neck, i don’t want to harm you, i just want to have
a piece of you with each of us, brian said, no, i am watching the baseball, can’t
you understand this, and daniel said, no, i can’t understand why you can’t come
with me, you are too woosey to be a family person anyway, buddy, and brian just sat there
and then young micheal sat next to brian, and he had a little pocket knife, with him
and mate, he was very inexperienced with knives, like he often put a knife at people’s
necks, as if it was a special game or something, and after the game was over, brian
said goodbye to cath and michelle and ran off towards the bus, and daniel followed him
with his pocket knife, if brian stopped, the knife would go straight through his neck, and
as usual, brian was scared that daniel was going to **** him, and ran home saying
leave me alone leave me alone, i am a cool kid, i went out with people from my work
and i don’t deserve what you are doing to me, and brian got home and locked his door
and daniel yelled through his door, saying open up little woosey, you aren’t like the adults,
open up little woosey, you aren’t like adults, and brian went to bed, and the next morning
brian got up and went to work and micheal was in the front, playing with his pocket knife
while daniel was in the back, playing with his pocket knife, and brian hates the idea
of dying, but every time daniel picked up his pocket knife, he would hold it to brian’s neck and
say, come on little woosey, allow me to stab you, man, allow me to stab you, and brian’s mate
from 1989 was screaming through houses,,saying shut up, every time brian tried to be a family
person, despite not really meaning to do that, he just did that to make the other young dudes to like him
and brian massaged nicheals neck, and micheal said, stop it, or i will get this knife, and put it right to
your neck and then daniel jumped into the back seat and said, come on little woosey, except me
as i am holding this knife to ya, i want to scare you off from being a family person, cause youy
are too woosey to be a family person anyway, brian, and daniel picked up the pocket knife and
said, i will stab you woosey, brian said, i am a famous family person, and daniel said, yeah, a
family person to a ****, yeah and famous only to your mothers eyes, only, if you try and be like us, brian
i will get this knife and stab you in the neck, cause you are a little trouble making woosey, and
brian said, leave me alone, i am reformed, i haven’t done a crime for years, and this person
said, no you are not reformed buddy, be like us buddy, your not reformed brian, brian said
i am reformed, it’s daniel and micheal that need to be reformed, and you need to be reformed
too, and then daniel held a knife to brian’s neck and said you ain’t a man, your too woosey
to be a man, your not reformed brian, and brian said, i am so reformed, i don’t need this
awful treatment i am getting from you, you see micheal was playing with his pocket knife
he looked like bart simpson, and daniel kept on holding the knife to brian’s head saying
no your not, you ain’t reformed, buddy, you are a little woosey, and brian screamed out
I AM NOT A LITTLE WOOSEY, I AM FAMILY PERSON, WOULD YOU STOP TREATING ME
LIKE A HOOLIGAN, I HATE HAVING A POCKET KNIFE TO MY HEAD, IT’S NOT A FUCKEN PRISON
brian was horrified that daniel was going to **** him, and micheal wasn’t that gentle with his pocket knife either
and brian said, it’s not a prison, and then said, please don’t treat me like a little woosey, for i am a family person
and then brian jumped out of the window, saying, I AM REFORMED, please leave me the **** alone, and
then brian took off through the paddock, back to his house, and never saw daniel and micheal again,
good riddens to bad ******* thought brian, as brian sat in his house watching foxtel thinking about how stupid micheal and
daniel are, the end