Welcome to this recipe!
With these simple tricks,
You can quickly find out
What makes us all click.

First, take a teaspoon
Fill it with whatever.
Anything will do,
It's all a matter of measure.

Next, put it all in.
No need to stir,
Just put it in the oven
And here its soft whir.

Take the everything out
You'll see it's all scattered around
Making nothing visible,
Leaving nothing found.

Serve to each person
They'll see nothing on their plate.
But someone will find a tiny speck,
As that's what probability states.

And thus, from his spaceship, the spaceman heads off
Surrounding him nothing but stardust and sun
He just told ground control that he had a cough
From that day on, he was only with one

Years had passed with no sign of him
The ground control declared him dead
But among the inky void he swims
As he was all but one step ahead

Two figures, both wearing white, came close
Their silky gowns flowing like words in a book
He stared, he boggled, he had seen worse
All they did was give him a calming look

Ground control received an epistle soon
Startled look as they saw the ink in blue
A few scribbles of stars surrounded the words:
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too."

From the ashes rises a man
A hokey smile on his face
Citizens are flocking fro
To find their lonely base

Who is this man we love or hate?
Who is the puppeteer that saw?
What is the purpose of his life?
The smiling man who caused it all

From red to blue the people lay
The oily water that they drink
It's consuming lung after lung
The smiling man gives a wink

Come, they shout against the light
No reality within their words
Nor is there any distortion behind it
Afar from unreality
Adieu they bid to us
Accept your fate, our loved one
And so it comes back to bite you

Tired little pug
doesn't even know
That on awakening
Her vivid dreams
will cease all