The human heart is worth about a million dollars But you get mine for free Not everyone can afford it I'm not a good match for just anyone But you get my heart for free My whole heart What a concept Do you realize it? How lucky you are To get a million dollar heart For free? A heart that will always unconditionally love you A heart that will always kiss your forehead to see if you have a fever A heart that will always remember your tea order A heart that will always do your laundry A heart that will always wipe your beard clean A heart that will always rub your back as you're falling asleep A heart that will always laugh at your silly jokes A heart that will always love you unconditionally And you get it for free You get it Just because you show up to the party You get it Just because of who you are A million dollar heart For free