I make love to Sadness and wake up in her arms. I make out with Anger while hitting the bases. I flirt with brothers Guilt and Shame with no care. The guarded Fear holds me in his arms. I date Boredom and pay for the popcorn. On vacation, Pain comes back, βwelcome homeβ says the sign. Walking through the mall, I hide from Joy. The loving Care knocks on the door that says, No Soliciting The stalker Forgiveness earns himself a restraining order. The beautiful Love gives me flowers that when I touch, die.