"Hello Edward.How's tricks?"
"Can't complain Mike.
I see your boy's been courting young Emily,
good for him."
"Yes, he makes me very proud.
Only last night I caught him washing his trunk
in the kitchen sink whilst singing
love songs about her".
"Aw, how sweet.
Her old man's a bit of a ****, though.
I heard he was knocking off a cow from the circus.
Filthy ******* can't keep it in his pants."
"Yes, Billy is a disgrace to all bulls.
Mind you,
with a four foot **** swinging about,
I guess you've got to do something with it."
"Haha, yea, I guess so.
His missus is so sweet, though, it's not right."
"Barbara's a lovely cow, my childhood sweetheart she was."
"No ****? I didn't know that, Mike.
Ever thought about dropping her a length?"
"Edward, I'm a respectable member of the herd.
Besides, I love my wife.
No, I get satisfaction in life just knowing I have a great family
and a herd of true friends.
I don't need any distractions to ruin it all."
"Yea. I guess, you're right. I might have a bash though,
I ain't filled my boots in weeks."
"Just treat her kind."
"Yea no worries. Laters Mike."
"Yes, bye Edward."