When I said to you I would like to try a new position, What do you think I meant .
A new bar.
When was the last time we had ***.
My birthday.
No.
Your birthday.
No, it was when my mum died.
That was a sad day.
Not for you it wasn't, you supervised the cremation.
I had to make sure.
Do you know why my mum hated you.
I don’t think she hated me.
No, she definitely hated you.
She hated everyone.
You most of all.
Was it because I married you.
No, that's why she hated me. It was because you violated her underwear drawer.
I was looking for that furry thing you told me about.
Then you should've just said that. I told you that fetish story wouldn't fly.
Well then, you shouldn’t have let her spread it around.
I know.
Wait a minute. You told her the fetish story wouldn't fly.
Eermm...
Why would you let her spread that around.
Well it was around the time I caught you with the girl next door.
You said you liked two girls!
You're not a girl! You just wear my clothes sometimes and I've been more than tolerant about that.
Paul Gaffney & Lily Nurmi.