They main-lined memories,
Cooked up,
Or reheated their juiciest reminiscence,
Over fresh drip coffee and burnt toast in the kitchen.
They played the what-if game joyfully,
And injected the good, the bad and the impossible
Into their long walk
Down to the train station.
Retelling- hell,
Anthony and Emily
Rewrote their history together
With a laugh.
What if we’d had girls instead of boys, she asked,
What if we’d worked for somebody else, he remarked
Be a lot richer Emily chuckled,
And maybe a big pension too, Anthony replied,
And they snorted out loud and squeezed
Each other’s hands so tight
It felt like they were holding on
To life itself.
The only regret I have, said Emily,
Is the number of ice cream sandwiches
I stuffed in my mouth.
My *** could be half the size it is now.
My only regret is that *** isn’t twice as big, Anthony replied
So there’d be more of you to love
And lot more for me to hang on to!
It was an old joke,
Hell they’d performed it a million times.
But truth out…
They still ****** like teenagers
Only now with the kids gone,
They could be loud.
Jesus, the dog hid downstairs,
Or barked seriously
Like thieves were breaking in.
God-****** a good scream felt **** good,
And the hard work warranted some
High pitched celebration.
Hell between the banged up knees,
The stubborn like a mule hips,
And a ***** with attention deficit disorder,
A bit of applause at the end of it all,
Was a genuinely appreciated gesture.
It's the kind of thing,
Couples in for the long haul
Do all the time.
As part of my look into how couples stay happily together for the better part of their lives I asked these two ( not their real names) what their secret was. They are in their 60"s and they have *** almost every day. They have been married almost 40 years. They give each other the naughtiest looks and now I understand why. Next poem is about a couple who have learned how to lie honestly to each other. It's a tearjerker and a hard one to write