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 Feb 2018
Elizabeth Squires
some days they will
clutter the page
with a massive catalogue*
of stuff
wading through all of it
is akin to strolling
among an endless ball
of fluff

to-day one couldn't go
venturing around
in the submission's
log-jam
looking for that hidden
piece lodged under
the fully booked
metropolitan tram

tomorrow there will be
more and more
contributions on the listing's
file
it's a sure bet that
the sifting and sorting is going to
take quite a long
*while
 Jan 2018
Elizabeth Squires
carrying a humongous ego*
is so heavy in weight
it's much like a fifty ton
load of lead freight

who in their right mind wants
to haul around a cargo this big
being encumbered by it
could easily sink the brig

an ego of enormous size
isn't worth the shoulder stress
so don't put yourself under
*such a burden of duress
 Sep 2017
Elizabeth Squires
they say he was a clever ****
the cleverest **** around
there were no *****
as clever as him ever found

his Dickie manner
smarter than all the rest
which proved beyond doubt
that he was the best

**** became a legend
for being so sharp of mind
never had the world
seen such a brilliant kind

the expert **** known
near and far
his absolute brightness
made him a star

but sceptics had another
opinion of *****
they saw that he was
a numbskull brick

you'll always get
an opposite point of view
from folks who have a defter
more insightful review

they say he was a clever ****
the cleverest **** around
there were no *****
*as clever as him ever found
 Sep 2017
MARK RIORDAN
TRUMP IS PRESIDENT
AMERICA CAN TELL
HOLLYWOOD IS UNHAPPY
AND AS MAD AS HELL



TRUMP IS PRESIDENT
LETS HAVE A TWEET
WHEN I TWEET
ITS REALLY SWEET



TRUMP IS PRESIDENT
THE EMMYS A NEW HOST
WOW WHAT AN AUDIENCE
HE SURE CAN BOAST



TRUMP IS PRESIDENT
AUSTRALIA HAS TURNBULL
NORTH KOREA IS COMING
IT COULD GET HURTFULL



TRUMP IS PRESIDENT
OUR WORLD IN DESPAIR
BUT TRUMP STILL HAS
HIS FLOWING GOLDEN HAIR



TRUMP IS PRESIDENT
RUSSIA CHINA KOREA
THE UNITED NATIONS ARE IN
TRUMPS REAR VIEW MIRROR
HERE ARE A SELECTION OF TWEETS I AM SENDING TO PROMOTE MY BOOK I THINK THEY ARE QUITE CLEAVER PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
 Sep 2017
Elizabeth Squires
Did you hear the tale of the writer who contracted writer's block?
He had a slight blockage in his pen's ink stock.

Hence words wouldn't flow onto the parchment.
Where he had expressed his non involvement.
 Jun 2017
Traveler
These faulty
Emotional
Connections
Words without
An *******
Days on end
I can't get in
No thought
No release
No conception
My words
Must have
An infection
I should
Have used
Protection!
....
Traveler Tim
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