dear silly rabbits who make people feel lesser and inadequate
shame on you silly rabbits
I feel sorry for you and your sour carrots made of evil

You never liked my sweaty palms
but the thing is
my sweaty palms, never asked to be liked
they're sweaty
because you were grasping
too
tightly

If I was an electron
I'd occupy your orbitals
all of them

The bath water
is the colour of my eyes;
yet, I don't know
which is wetter.

there is always somebody or something
waiting for you,
something stronger, more intelligent,
more evil, more kind, more durable,
something bigger, something better,
something worse, something with
eyes like the tiger, jaws like the shark,
something crazier than crazy,
saner than sane,
there is always something or somebody
waiting for you
as you put on your shoes
or as you sleep
or as you empty a garbage can
or pet your cat
or brush your teeth
or celebrate a holiday
there is always somebody or something
waiting for you.

keep this fully in mind
so that when it happens
you will be as ready as possible.

meanwhile, a good day to
you
if you are still there.
I think that I am---
I just burnt my fingers on
this
cigarette.