I have noticed a handful of things about Hello Poetry, however similar or dissimilar. I'd like to share my observations in poetic form.
I once was in love, but I didn't work out .
Please understand that my love
was unique and you wouldn't understand, but please understand
what you wouldn't understand.
My love is like (insert ridiculous description, regarding a storm, blood, or an event)
and my heart beats like a caged
monkey, pounding with **** covered knuckles.
Did I mention how intelligent I believe I am?
I shall now act confident so I can
compensate for this crippling insecurity. (Insert Will Hunting rant).
Metaphor. Metaphor.
******* metaphor.
Bloated poem
trying too hard.
Men are ****! I will now rant
about how sexist they are
while being sexist and narrowminded.
Liberals! Conservative!
Hilary! Trump!
Liar! **** hair!
***. ***. ***. ***.
***. ***. ***.
Something, something divisive.
Something, something,
******* philosophy.
Hey! Over here!
Look at this haiku about nature!
Hey! Over here!
Read my 67th love poem!
Ugh. You lot are dreadful.