Temporal Fugue
Temporal Fugue
6 hours ago

There once was a warrior Princess, named Zena
no cares for the glitz and patina
she never ran from a fight
although she now might
as she didn't like, the subpoena

Hehe Hercules was a fool ;D
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Breeze-Mist
Breeze-Mist
9 hours ago

So Hesiod looked around on an ancient Grecian day
He looked at all the rowdy youth doung things their way
With their sundials and writing
And their chariots like lightning
He concluded that youth were going the wrong way

"I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on the frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words. When I was a boy, we were taught to be discrete and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly wise and impatient of restraint."- Hesiod
Atul Kaushal
Atul Kaushal
14 hours ago

He licked the sole of your feet,

And you were holding his fleet,

While he did that,

How he then sat,

You will know your dog's fleet!

My first attempt at a limerick poem.

A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines only have to have five to seven syllables and have to rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.

Fleet means naughtiness as well.

My HP Poem #1382
©Atul Kaushal
#first   #feet   #attempt   #limerick   #at   #your   #licking  
Enandin
Enandin
2 days ago

There was an Italian vicar called Dennis
Who loved nothing more than playing tennis
He was a demon on Court
No quarter could be bought
Against Dennis the tennis menace from Venice

(You never had a prayer - out there)

It makes me smile :)

There Was A Dare Dog In This Town
That often ventured the wild and returned at dawn
He treasured the jungle floor he could lie on
till the night he lay on the tail of a Lion
and never lived to tell of the Lion's frown.

#nature   #humor   #lion   #limerick   #jungle  

There was a Cat That Married a Mouse
and dreamed of making a home out of his House
but worse than the bird that married a fish
his ravenous appetite grew at her every kiss
until the night he forgot to let her out of his paws.

#love   #heartbreak   #hurt   #cat   #limerick   #lonesome   #mouse  
Rebecca Lynn
Rebecca Lynn
4 days ago

Lucky grew up in a small town
Running ‘round, ponytail dancin’ ‘round
soakin’ up the rays
havin’ fun every day
Lucky grew up in a small town.

#poem   #poetry   #girl   #town   #writing   #wrote   #creative   #limerick   #written   #lucky  
V
V
Jan 10

My trust is just like a tree
Who with time becomes large and green
And you were the man
With saw in your hand
Slashing me to fallen history

#trust   #poetry   #metaphor   #words   #tree   #imagery   #limerick   #history   #simile  

There lived a man named Davie Becker
Who had a great big, giant pecker
He tucked it away
But it wouldn't stay
He's now the town's homewrecker

Trying to find a place to pee
I went behind a big ol' tree
She saw me there
Completely bare
Then we became a WEE!!

True story or I wouldn't have told-it
I had to pee and couldn't hold-it
when I heard a ring
A'ding, a'ding, ding
And dropped my phone in the toilet.

He said "come here and love me"
Because he was feeling snugly,
She was blind
But very kind
Till she felt his face, so ugly.

The teacher was really fine they said
When Jenny Walker took him to bed
She gave him a knock
And a pretty big shock
But no more History entered her head.

I knew a man named Harold Pew
Who only wore a single shoe
I asked him what for
He stared at the floor
And said, "son, I haven't a clue."

Hank Parker the high-wire walker
Straddled his rope, what a shocker
His voice was once deep
Now he sounds like a creep --
He's such a high-pitched squawker.

#funny   #limerick  

Dracula walked a bit after day,
Until he saw really far away
An ugly maiden wearing a cross,
Who never did clean or never floss,
He said: 'Evilness! Don't cross my way!'

#cross   #limerick   #maiden   #dracula  
 
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