Enandin
Enandin
Jan 16

There was an Italian vicar called Dennis
Who loved nothing more than playing tennis
He was a demon on Court
No quarter could be bought
Against Dennis the tennis menace from Venice

(You never had a prayer - out there)

It makes me smile :)
Enandin
Enandin
Oct 7, 2016

Uncle Fester
Went to Chester
Visiting the zoo
Where he met a kangaroo
Who hopped off with his shoe
What was he to do?
Now he was hopping too.

Enandin
Enandin
Oct 7, 2016

The force was strong in her
Like a blast of fresh chilled air
Biting my throat
Ripping through my coat -
I never had a prayer
(And little did I care)

Enandin
Enandin
Oct 7, 2016

Laying down beside the pool
Hard enough not to drool
But when Brenda Bender
Shakes her fender
Jesus Christ, that's just plain cruel

Enandin
Enandin
Oct 7, 2016

Mr friend Ken
Was a giant among men
Living at pace
With a Pygmy race
And he was only five foot ten.

Enandin
Enandin
Oct 7, 2016

Migrating from the heat
Trying to find his feet
Escaping from a war
Sacrificing more
Victory in defeat

Enandin
Enandin
Oct 5, 2016

Laying on the sand
With a Bacardi in my hand
Suntan lotion
Down by the ocean
And all me bits getting tanned

Enandin
Enandin
Oct 5, 2016

The end of the world was near
Time for a last cool beer
Facing oblivion
With my Auntie Vivienne
So glad Uncle Ernie's not here.

Enandin
Enandin
Sep 29, 2016

She took me in the park
She took me in the dark
She took me fast
She took me slow
She made me last
She made me grow
To look at her you'd never know
But when the lights went down she stole the show.

100 wow so pleased to have reached that magic number. Thanks to everyone that has journeyed with me.
Enandin
Enandin
Sep 29, 2016

Freda Fry was afraid to fly
She told her man she would rather die
So her man Dan tried to drug her
So desperate was that poor bugger
To get her in the sky
At least a mile up high.

 
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