Kendra Mack
Kendra Mack
Nov 19, 2015

There once was a limerick so swell
It was everyone’s favorite to tell
In only five lines
It blew people’s minds
Too bad I forgot it -- oh well!

Swooning and mooning, pastimes for friends
reaching, and teaching, hands to extend
touching and pleasing
maybe some teasing
sexual healing, from begin unto end

Some minds in synchronicity
doing to you, what you do to me
slipping and sliding
imaginative gliding
no use in hiding, explicit-ally

These were coments to Limericks from others. Just put em together :D
#sexy   #humor   #limerick   #adult  
Oct 17, 2016

There was a cold limerick one time
whose rick was cut off from its lime.
While not quite a Lime Ricky,
its flavor was tricky
and sacrificed taste to the rhyme.


To most New Yorkers, it means a cherry-tinged treat. To many New Englanders, it's a fizzy raspberry soda. For the purist, it's all about the lime—and only the lime. One thing's certain: The lime rickey is the soda fountain's comeback kid.

A refreshing mix of lime juice, fruit or sugar syrup, and seltzer, the lime rickey owes its origin to its alcoholic forefather. Sometimes referred to simply as "a rickey" or "gin rickey," the drink was famously concocted at Shoomaker's bar in Washington D.C. in the 1880s.
Francie Lynch
Francie Lynch
Jan 15, 2015

Choose a poet,
Write a limerick.
Something like this:

There's a poet that goes by Quinfinn,
Whose writing can cause quite a din;
His verse is so subtle,
To save you the trouble,
He gives you the theme at the end.

Just post them.

A serious limerick is awful!
It's sinful and ought be unlawful!
   A limerick should tickle
   Your funny bone-pickle  
With humor that's downright guffawful!

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