Kendra Mack
Kendra Mack
Nov 19, 2015

There once was a limerick so swell
It was everyone’s favorite to tell
In only five lines
It blew people’s minds
Too bad I forgot it -- oh well!

Oct 17, 2016

There was a cold limerick one time
whose rick was cut off from its lime.
While not quite a Lime Ricky,
its flavor was tricky
and sacrificed taste to the rhyme.


To most New Yorkers, it means a cherry-tinged treat. To many New Englanders, it's a fizzy raspberry soda. For the purist, it's all about the lime—and only the lime. One thing's certain: The lime rickey is the soda fountain's comeback kid.

A refreshing mix of lime juice, fruit or sugar syrup, and seltzer, the lime rickey owes its origin to its alcoholic forefather. Sometimes referred to simply as "a rickey" or "gin rickey," the drink was famously concocted at Shoomaker's bar in Washington D.C. in the 1880s.
Francie Lynch
Francie Lynch
Jan 15, 2015

Choose a poet,
Write a limerick.
Something like this:

There's a poet that goes by Quinfinn,
Whose writing can cause quite a din;
His verse is so subtle,
To save you the trouble,
He gives you the theme at the end.

Just post them.

There once was a man from Calcutta
he spat game like no other,
women would sleek and swoon
take him to their room
this list includes your mother.

#funny   #humor   #limerick  
Jun 14, 2014

You stupid little shit,
with all your lack of wit.
I was deceived.
I can't believe
I let you lick my tit.

#deceit   #limerick   #wit  
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