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In my office me and Gonzo waited speaking on deep issues
with no true meaning as usual.
*******'s heart had been broken for Drew had   left him a beaten and
love bitten  luchador slash attorney.

Senior Gonzo speaking endlessly to the hat rack had reminded me why
I never  dropped acid anymore.
Poor gonzo had just been served with divorce papers  to which
his only response was ****** amigo  i never knew i was married.


As his attorney  i belived a trip to mexico was outta the question for i had just got back do to some well a misunderstanding  its legal
jargin you  couldnt possibly understand.

His deadline was near  and without my solid advise this man wouldnt be able to pull it off  so being we had been in the bar for more than
eight hours  we decided to make a exit through the  mens room window.


Front doors are over rated.
In my legal office slash camper  hey eveyone starts somewhere
okay.
  I was reminded of my  loved hellcat Drew
she had left many items here a satanic bible  her  boil cream.
how I did mis rubbing her webbed toes.

How was i to work Gonzo was a mess hidding under the table
so the ginger bread people couldnt find him
and return him to there  bitter talentless leader
Kate Perry  i swear if you stab me one more time senior  gonzo
with that fork in my maracas im going to get medevile on your ***

Oh how i missed my tag team partner drew.
i should never have introduced her el man donkey who
resist such a uhh personallity.

But now here I  sit with a madman under my table tripping his
***** off   insisting  I contact Simon Cowell  to inform him
man ******  are so yesterday.

If only I had gotten the Lindsy Lohan case  I would finally have gotten my brake or maybe just a std.
Oh well theres always hope Mel Gibson  will need me.
The road warrior was a true classico  and he seemed so well
balanced compared to my   reallity challenged  cilent.

Remember kids if ever  you have a chance to trip with senior Gonzo
its probaly best you hide all sharp objects.
adios  *******
el ******* is always availible for quick and honest legal advise
i except all major credit cards and  will take trade as well
******* loves you all  just like  sisters  even the men to
adios
PEARL SMOKE Jan 2018
I’m not A normal Women.
I have issues That affect Not just me but my life entirely.
When I met You
Addiction was my only problem
You created Everything Els that causes daily doubts and arguments
I Was Once comfortable
In My own body.
like Everyone Els,
There are Things
I wish To Change Or have.
My Weight Didn't Bother me.
I didn't care about My physical Appearence much.
I Was Once Able To Go
A Full Month Without worrying About my looks.
until I Met You.
Everything Changed For me.
You Told me So Much.
Certain Likes,
Preferences & Dislikes.
What Your Taste in Women Are.
Hearing everything, I was far off.
Now Being Beautiful
is important to me.
Having A Smooth face, Slim Body *** And ****** Is What I feel I need To be Accepted And Liked.
Many Opportunties will Open And I will attract Friends.
Looking Beautiful In This World is The key To a happy life in my Eyes
Every Pretty Person I've seen
Is Happy with them self.
they have their Life together and living so well,
You are privileged in this world If You are goregeous.
It makes me cry
Every time I reach out for it.
I don't feel pleased When I'm about to Consume it.
It makes me feel horrible knowing I'm only doing this to forget the pain you put me through.
To Erase The memories .
How I wish I never went through this. Everyday I'm wishing I looked beautiful .
Light skin, well dressed, *** & big ****** like
You happily explained your type
All I Want is To Feel Happiness.
Go A Full Day Without Worrying About Nothing Naturally.
I Don't know how to See The beauty Life provides.
To Feel The Breeze And Have The sun Shine on me.
Went through My poems and deleted The short Ones.
I then Merged Them with another that’s similar .
Jay Jimenez Dec 2012
Time to get untop
Been drug down
and stepped on
im untop now
and your being smashed on
Use to say my **** was alright
Now you callin me every night
I get my **** hard
cause you bout to break my bed board
your *** so fat it looks like a fat kids face stuffed with cake
and **** can you make dat *** shake
its almost terrifying like that anaconda typa snake
so yeah im smokin and ashin on your back and them ****** jigglin
So they ain't fake
for gods sake
For gods sake for gods sake
Daddy D Jan 2014
Let me touch these ******,
Let me kiss this **** mouth.
Let me lie with you in bed,
Gently gently going south.
YoungGentleman17 Apr 2014
oh i knew the day i got a peak at ya body
i was gonna have dreams of me being naughty
well today's the day my dream will come true
and it starts in this room with me and you
were both virgins,
were both ready
my goal is to make yo body bust like confetti
shhhh baby let the music play
while my hands caress your body bay

let me undress you slow
while i kiss you soft
yea go with flow
cause imma set the mood off
kissing on your neck
down to ya breast,
you no what comes next
this the definition of real ***
shhhhh baby no need to tell me things
i know you like it when that tongue play with your belly ring

next I come down to ya thighs
going down your legs,
when i get between i see your wet that's no surprise
your body's like my jungle
i'm the last survivor
feel so much heat,
i might just be ya fire fighter
so when she see me going through it i surpised her
your body's my intense,
so im giving it great sastisfaction
you know you wasn't ready for this ***** eating action
your body's my problem,
and imma solve it no math fractions
this not a movie but we both giving plenty action

you really thinking imma keep on *******
put them legs around my waist its time to start *******
see baby were no longer dreaming
as im stroking it back to back your loudly screaming
little did i know,
she turned over on top
riding on me fast,
like she don't even wanna stop
i swear i wanna make her my only girl in this city
as she rides me i start ******* on both her ******
once she stopped i'll admit i thought she was done
then when she put it in my face,
i seen the battle wasnt won
dang she got me lost inside with no map
even tried to escape but my heads trapped
im not giving up,
this not a battle meant for losing
got me ******* on ya **** as body oozing

hate to say it but im almost going down
this girl trying her best to make me drown
i finally see shes tryna be tough
so i puwhile i hit her from behind
it feels so right we wish that we could rewindt her hands behind her back
Jack Aylward Feb 2016
The ******, the gamblers, the killers
And the serial killers,
The psychos, the schizos, the villains.

The streets are *****.
The biggest ****** are in this city.

The streets are full of creeps.
The little shites
Walk up and down under street lights;
Licking the ***** of cheap ******
To whom money is a gun.

Dope dealers are priests.
Prostitutes that walk like wild caged beasts
Parading up and down the red
Light districts
Are desperate nuns looking for fun.

©Jack Aylward
Salt lake city ******* salty Utah ******
I whisper judas as soon as she tries  to kiss me.  

Just left my enemies lair

blood and sweat drips on the sand.


The mixture of this great elixer;
to those who can't picture it will find it bland.

The phantom zone of terror controlling the weather, me with 32  degrees to measure.  

These spirits formed a catharsis.

My thoughts get brighter. The sky gets darker.

At this altitude this poem gets shorter.

Sipping mountain water go back to your fake order.
     Those martyrs will never figure out these coordinates...

Consulting my spiritual cabinet;  the Spirits I rap with.

STRESS IS THE ***** that ***** my **** quick  after that I

Smoke my foe's ashes

I have an obsession with creepy branches.


Letters from russia with love.
Your destiny is fighting over my blood.


The world has so much LOVE mixed with greed & hatred.


let it go.

Who really loves you?

You never know.

That's what happens when you think fast,  you die slow...
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Salt lake city ******* salty Utah ******
I whisper judas as soon as she kisses me.  (Travel, learn, and watch yo back)

Just left my enemies lair (Plato's cave or earth)

blood and sweat drips on the sand.
(I left clues)

The mixture of this great elixer;
to those who can't picture it will find it bland.
(it's boring unless you get it)

The phantom zone of terror controlling the weather, me with 32  degrees to measure.  (Zodiac in the sky)

These spirits formed a catharsis.

My thoughts get brighter. The sky gets darker.

At this altitude this poem gets shorter.

Sipping mountain water go back to your fake order.
     Those martyr will never figure out these coordinates...

Consulting my spiritual cabinet;  the Spirits I rap with.

STRESS IS THE ***** that ***** my **** quick  after that I

Smoke my foe's ashes.  ( conquer stress and use any form of negativity as inspiration)

I have an obsession with creepy branches.
(Transfixed at the correlations)

Letters from russia with love.
Your destiny is fighting over my blood.
(At a place where you'd least expect it there will be someone who appreciates what you do)


The world has so much LOVE mixed with greed & hatred. (LOVE has been conditioned to greed and hate to those who don't love what you love)


let it go.

Who really loves you?

You never know.......

That's what happens when you think fast,  you die slow... (Reasons how one can be stressed, they're not spending their time right)
PEARL SMOKE Jan 2018
Devil devil
Where are you
I need you
Right now right here
**** what others think
Now I remember why I loved you deearly.
Please come & take me !
Please take over my mind & brain!
Erase my memories
Please make me lose my head!
I don’t want to continue on!
Please control me
I no longer want to feel
Devil please come for me
Save me dear
Drug me up
I no longer want see what’s real
Drugs drugs drugs
I ****** hate them !!!!!
I hate this ! I hate everything !
Drugs I don’t desire ,
They don’t make me feel happy.
Drugs I love , they release me !
Get me high , so I won’t deal with my broken heart so I won’t give a **** about not being good enough
Please GOD
LET THE DEVIL DO ITS JOB
I WANT TO LOSE MY MIND
I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON AROUND ME
I’m not skinny I’m not pretty
Have *** nor ******
Nice hair or skin
Come take me
I hate feeling like this by his side
I can’t do this anymore god
I can’t.
I’m not good for him
I’m not what he wants
I don’t dress as he calls fresh
I don’t do anything that amazes him I’m the opposite of what he wants
I HATE MYSELF GOD PLEASE FORGIVE THE DEVIL BUT I NEED HIS COMFODT TO NOT FEEL TO NOT HATE SO HARX
OOris Oct 2018
Welcome to sin city
A city filled with drunk men and naked ladies

All I see here is drug addicts and ******

Drinking, smoking and sniffing is a regular habit

For the right price
These ladies will ride you like ***** rabbits

Dancing on your stick for entertainment
Leaving you with zero balance on your bank statement

Welcome to sincity
A city filled with drunk men and ***** ladies

— The End —