"hahahahah" poems - Hello Poetry

An urban legend of sorts they said, of a tree, of a branch that took any weight given. it has nickname It had a place in secluded nature where no one seen. **"The *** tree,** "Really, "Ye but you have to watch your step, "Why?? "Well lets just say its a well fertilized ground, "The earth and plants feed well on the, "Sap, "Seeds, Not from one but the many, I heard the branch Can take any weight, a gentlemen of plentiful weight Tested the legend and got stuck **** naked Not for a, "Moment, "Minute, "Hours, "Was he stuck, birthday suit and all, His lady friend had jogged off with wallet and all, Its on YouTube, Called tree hugger nudist, There is loads of dents little *** holes, Some say its all the ***** ******* So many hard ones poking dents, indentations forever of ******* against this tree. "I've been their done that, Really, "Never again, "Were standing on this branch, "What's that look for, "Nothing, (Giggles under breathe) "Getting into the moment, "Thought sap, "Tree sap, "Was seeping in to my hair, "Don't stop what happened stuck, *"Pants down skinny **** man up tree,* (giggles loudly) "Dude I'm 6 foot 5inches, It was sap of a different kind, (Gags in mouth) No Fudging way, Yep that's not the worst, "How the hell does some one seed a tree that high, **"It was like the tree was ******* itself,** "Old juice, sap, Klingon, "What ever I throw up on her, She bit down, I, we feel three feet out the tree, "So that's what the plaster cast is from, "Is that why your walking funny, Twenty nine stitches its like something From a Frankenstein film, Never again my friend a bed is where ill be from Now on, she fell in a puddle of Jib juice triplets She had all three different, DNA tests on all Who visited the tree. As a video recorded of all who entered, Just not the naked bits seen. **"Nature can keep its *** tree,** "I'll be lucky if mine works again, "Mine isn't wood its a limp branch now, *"Dude you got ****** by wood,* "Bitten limp by teeth, "Unlucky bro, "Hahahahah, "Rather you than me,

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Jul 14, 2015

Jul 14, 2015 at 5:36 PM UTC

poetic-t

The *** Tree

An urban legend of sorts they said, of a tree, of a branch that took any weight given. it has nickname It had a place in secluded nature where no one seen. **"The *** tree,** "Really, "Ye but you have to watch your step, "Why?? "Well lets just say its a well fertilized ground, "The earth and plants feed well on the, "Sap, "Seeds, Not from one but the many, I heard the branch Can take any weight, a gentlemen of plentiful weight Tested the legend and got stuck **** naked Not for a, "Moment, "Minute, "Hours, "Was he stuck, birthday suit and all, His lady friend had jogged off with wallet and all, Its on YouTube, Called tree hugger nudist, There is loads of dents little *** holes, Some say its all the ***** ******* So many hard ones poking dents, indentations forever of ******* against this tree. "I've been their done that, Really, "Never again, "Were standing on this branch, "What's that look for, "Nothing, (Giggles under breathe) "Getting into the moment, "Thought sap, "Tree sap, "Was seeping in to my hair, "Don't stop what happened stuck, *"Pants down skinny **** man up tree,* (giggles loudly) "Dude I'm 6 foot 5inches, It was sap of a different kind, (Gags in mouth) No Fudging way, Yep that's not the worst, "How the hell does some one seed a tree that high, **"It was like the tree was ******* itself,** "Old juice, sap, Klingon, "What ever I throw up on her, She bit down, I, we feel three feet out the tree, "So that's what the plaster cast is from, "Is that why your walking funny, Twenty nine stitches its like something From a Frankenstein film, Never again my friend a bed is where ill be from Now on, she fell in a puddle of Jib juice triplets She had all three different, DNA tests on all Who visited the tree. As a video recorded of all who entered, Just not the naked bits seen. **"Nature can keep its *** tree,** "I'll be lucky if mine works again, "Mine isn't wood its a limp branch now, *"Dude you got ****** by wood,* "Bitten limp by teeth, "Unlucky bro, "Hahahahah, "Rather you than me,

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Yeah, no, shut up Your sarcastic remarks can follow the stick straight up your *** I was your pavement You took daily walks down my street And I gave you a golden pass I hope you had a good laugh With those friends that will probably go bald in about two years And have kidney cancer in about four You're so cool because you have girls lining up But pay no attention to the herpies on her lip Just keep cuddling up to that overused ***** I was your first black girl yay for jungle fever And I will probably be your last So go in the mirror Look at your middle finger Continue your routine and shove it up your ***

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Jul 4, 2012

Jul 4, 2012 at 1:41 AM UTC

arianna-anderson

HAHAHAHAH no. Shut up.

Yeah, no, shut up Your sarcastic remarks can follow the stick straight up your *** I was your pavement You took daily walks down my street And I gave you a golden pass I hope you had a good laugh With those friends that will probably go bald in about two years And have kidney cancer in about four You're so cool because you have girls lining up But pay no attention to the herpies on her lip Just keep cuddling up to that overused ***** I was your first black girl yay for jungle fever And I will probably be your last So go in the mirror Look at your middle finger Continue your routine and shove it up your ***

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There he is! The man in the suit and tie! Grab him! Tackle him! Strip him of all his clothes! He's indignant! Look at his face! Humiliated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ****** pound him! Pound his ****** face in the dirt! Slam it! Slam his head! Against the pavement! SLAM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Claw his back! Scrape every lair of skin off him! Nails aren't enough! Give me the knife! OOOOOOOO look at the little man cwy! CWY LITTLE MAN CWY!!!! There are more of us than there are of you! And that's why you mean nothing! Skin him! Skin him! Skin him! **** it hurry and skin the ****** So we can move on! **** him! **** him! **** him! Shove it up his *** Look at him cry! Pathetic!!!! Worthless!!!! Is he begging?!!! Beg more ***** I want you to beg! Beg for death! Beg for it ***** BEG FOR IT!!!!!!!! Hahahahah you convince me! Bash his head in! ******* Look at his brains split open! It's all over the pavement! We won my friends! Today was a victory for the masses! Now we can go home victorious! Raise our ****** fists to the sky! Today was a proud day for us all!

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Jun 24, 2013

Jun 24, 2013 at 6:25 PM UTC

sked

****** Fists to the Sky

There he is! The man in the suit and tie! Grab him! Tackle him! Strip him of all his clothes! He's indignant! Look at his face! Humiliated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ****** pound him! Pound his ****** face in the dirt! Slam it! Slam his head! Against the pavement! SLAM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Claw his back! Scrape every lair of skin off him! Nails aren't enough! Give me the knife! OOOOOOOO look at the little man cwy! CWY LITTLE MAN CWY!!!! There are more of us than there are of you! And that's why you mean nothing! Skin him! Skin him! Skin him! **** it hurry and skin the ****** So we can move on! **** him! **** him! **** him! Shove it up his *** Look at him cry! Pathetic!!!! Worthless!!!! Is he begging?!!! Beg more ***** I want you to beg! Beg for death! Beg for it ***** BEG FOR IT!!!!!!!! Hahahahah you convince me! Bash his head in! ******* Look at his brains split open! It's all over the pavement! We won my friends! Today was a victory for the masses! Now we can go home victorious! Raise our ****** fists to the sky! Today was a proud day for us all!

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my brain told me not too eat the grain mamas been out picking it said i should sit inside and watch the telly again but i did that last week and everyday in-between and there's funny jokes on tv that aren't really funny at all but shhhhh im not supposed to laugh mama forbids it and her and daddy use to beat me until it was ingrained in my brain i still won't eat the bread though hahahahah sunset hills is where they lay me to rest still can't find peace in the most beautiful places pack away my bones on the shelf i do every now and again please tell me to sit still like the knick knacks please tell me to stick my toungue out to catch the dust and i will listen because that's what mama said and her voice that's the farthest i've ever traveled that's all ive ever known i run around with the farm boys at dusk mama says to be back before the gypsys come out to take me my brain listens my head nods but my heart tetters on the edge of a cliff i still continue to chase them around the train tracks over and over again an endless cycle of never being able to be happy.

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Dec 20, 2015

Dec 20, 2015 at 11:55 PM UTC

robin4r

parrot head

my brain told me not too eat the grain mamas been out picking it said i should sit inside and watch the telly again but i did that last week and everyday in-between and there's funny jokes on tv that aren't really funny at all but shhhhh im not supposed to laugh mama forbids it and her and daddy use to beat me until it was ingrained in my brain i still won't eat the bread though hahahahah sunset hills is where they lay me to rest still can't find peace in the most beautiful places pack away my bones on the shelf i do every now and again please tell me to sit still like the knick knacks please tell me to stick my toungue out to catch the dust and i will listen because that's what mama said and her voice that's the farthest i've ever traveled that's all ive ever known i run around with the farm boys at dusk mama says to be back before the gypsys come out to take me my brain listens my head nods but my heart tetters on the edge of a cliff i still continue to chase them around the train tracks over and over again an endless cycle of never being able to be happy.

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AN OIL IS A GOOD CONDUCTOR FOR HAMMOND SO YOU CAN FIGHT WITH IT, Control group.. its uhh... this one uhhh your supposed to see if mercury has an effect on eggshell thickness well it doesnt. theyd have the control which has the mercury so how do I do that with gulls HAHAHAHAH put them in your pocket. Ramblings of a madman

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Sep 8, 2015

Sep 8, 2015 at 4:27 PM UTC

masquito-man-matt

Covering 20 gulls with oil, Well Technically 10 gulls

AN OIL IS A GOOD CONDUCTOR FOR HAMMOND SO YOU CAN FIGHT WITH IT, Control group.. its uhh... this one uhhh your supposed to see if mercury has an effect on eggshell thickness well it doesnt. theyd have the control which has the mercury so how do I do that with gulls HAHAHAHAH put them in your pocket. Ramblings of a madman

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Jun 2, 2015

Jun 2, 2015 at 11:38 AM UTC

Listerineyedrops

Nitrous

hhahhahahahahah hahahahah hahahahahaah haha

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Jan 24, 2015

Jan 24, 2015 at 6:42 PM UTC

Seanzy

Soome some some some some

Some understand what happened someu understand where things are going some understand history some understand language some understand systems interacting gears turning some understand humor, ha ha ha hahahahah some understand politics some understand bowling some understand indulgence, weather, snowing some get little things that are hanging from houses that we never glance at some are slow or stagnant but smart some are quiet but insightful some are obnoxious but loving some serious but strong and good humored some wide spreading but suffering a little cocky but relevant some boring but hard working some over dressed but good at listening pictures, pictures, pictures scholars interpreters winners, losers judge, do do

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Sep 11, 2018

Sep 11, 2018 at 12:39 AM UTC

dreamingpoet

lolol

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