Hundreds of the 5'x5' Treasure Containers were all around me. NOT just in a rambling fashion, But in a PECULIAR ORDER, As if someone had meant to lay out a PATTERN and Path. Each was EMBLAZENED with the Curious Markings and right in the center of the PULSATING Markings that Identified each container as to what LETTER of the Alphabet was being Displayed ! I was looking for that particular ONE that contained Millions of FOLDED GOLD Parchment Papers ! With a Singular "GOLD-LEAF" letter, Right in the Center. I heard a slight Humming coming from behind me ! Growing in intensity,, Calling ME to the Source. I RAN ! ! There it was ! "ANOTHER...CASE OF THE "D's ".. AND with the SAME WARNING instructions on the latch in small caps; " OPEN AND SHARE".... * I DID AND I AM __ (#1 )= DINGY-DRAPES= Wraps to put around those things in your life that appear to be JUST a Little GRAY, the DRAPES bring SPARKLES ! ! (#2)= DITCH-LIFTERS= Highly trained folks, able to promptly aid your recovery OUT of and FROM that PIT you may be visiting, they PULL YOU *OUT and cement it over , so you may safely nand Never Return ! ! (#3)= DISMAL-DAMPERS= Made of Indestructible CARBON STEEL, custom fitted to make a perfect fit over your head, Guaranteed SOUND-PROOF. Additional Eye openings included so YOU can watch the EVIL Captain of DISMAY *rush-away ! ! (#4)=DARK-THIRTY= An Electronic Badge that starts flashing and SHRIEKING, as a Warning that you are about to go past the POINT OF NO *RETURN,, if you go to far,,ALL LIGHTS START "SHUTTING-OFF" ! ! (#5)= DISCOVERY-DINNERS= A special set of FAKE EYE BROWS,,,comes in Four colors,,when applied ,,YOU WILL SAY AND REPEAT THREE (3) TIMES;;;"I used to smell like Cantelope, Then I discovered Escargot, NOW I Smell like an "OIL-SLICK" ,, ? WHAT IS THE PRICE OF A BARRELL TODAY?? __ " MEMORIZE THESE,, AND I'LL SEARCH FOR SOME OF "DEEEZ"__ !~ !
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