a aee mr leonard thomas, tried to be like all his friends and foes, sometimes it’s positive
and sometimes it’s negative, you see he tried to be like his brother after he was shaken
for a piece of his lunch, and being like his brother really worked for him, and then he wanted
to do things, so he tried to be like his mummy and daddy, but all his school mates laughed at him
and didn’t want to be a friend to him, and this made leonard mad, and tried to be like like the
lunch bully, to shake up a few school kids, but not for lunch, he wanted these kids to suffer,
so he attempted to kidnap them, saying heh heh heh heh, and then he made his new mate
patrick, who showed him that all that was wrong, and pat showed leonard to PARTY, and because
of all the teasing in the past, leonard tried to be like patrick, to make himself feel better
and went around teasing all the men, and the people at the mall said, no your not like patrick, buddy, we are
and after people said that, leonard just wanted to fit in, so he ran up the road yelling saying i am still
cool, and your too shy, i am still cool, and your too shy, i am still cool, and your too shy, cool kids do what
i do yeah, only yeah mate yeah kids, do what you do, mate, but then more people teased him, and because
he tried to be like patrick, he has patrick in his head, teasing him his way, to stop leonard from getting teased
by hooligans, and leonard was tired of these voices and quickly he had to be like his dad and start to cook
for the mentally ill people at the local mental health drop in centre, he also went on camps and bowled trying to
be like sam marshall on home and away in the 1990s, and yes, he was a good bowler, but he was losing hyp side
as patrick said, i am not mucking with crazy leonard, but leonard had a lot of mates, so patricks voice wasn’t bad
and he cooked, washed up and did vacuuming and put the garbage out, and picked a few vegetables from the
garden, like what his mother showed him, and then all that trying to be other people, started to give him crazy person
voices, and one crazy voice, because at the bbq for the footy, leonard tried to be an old happy volunteer, you see
leonard tried to be like all these people, because, leonard is a lazy *******, and joining groups and trying to
be like other people, stopped leonard from being big fat and lazy, but it also gave him nasty voices which leonard can’t stand
and then leonard killed an animal trying to save it the wrong way, and rushed to the psych ward, put on risperidal, which
brought back his lazy community work, actually leonard was being yelled at by everybody, left right and centre
and he was also told, that to be like the in crowd, you have to have confidence in himself and a proper purpose in life,
you see leonard, has problems with people teasing him, all the people he ever tried to in his past was pushing leonard
down, to be lazy, leonard started to look up in a weird way, and he stopped taking risperidal and started taking seroquel
which gave him energy to run, and yes he tried to be the six million dollar man, to run up the road pretending to have bionics
and went into a job cleaning houses for the needy, for a few years, and then started to help out at ACTEW, leonard doesn’t
regret taking these jobs, mainly because it brought upon a superannuation payment, and cleared patrick’s voice of
take leopard’s pension, he can work, and leonard after all the helping he does in his life, he said, well give me superannuation
but it would be nice if fucken Tony Abbott would give me $2000 for that volunteer helping, but leonard doesn’t expect that
cause, he is a very nice person, and then he lost his paid job, after the seroquel made him hyped up enough to pump
words on the computer and go down and steal money from the hawker IGA, and drop a few dollars on the ground, so
the poor people can pick it up, and then leonard will go and throw everything over the balcony saying, i am cleaning
away my **** in him, leonard lost his 2 gnomes, but hopefully a poor man near him has them, it was leopards way
to help the poor, but it caused more harm than good for leonard, so off to the psych ward again, he met a girl who
was stabbing leonard with a plastic fork, and a bikie who ripped the TV out of the wall, jesus christ, the devil, god
and even elvis, leonard said he was greame thorne and george washington, copped a ****** serve by stupid quacks
and leonard was out right before XMAS, but not to his jiob, but then leonard, thought of reading his stories on youtube
and playing the local brumbies night live and the raiders show, both teams ******, but it was still fun doing the shows
leonard started doing art, really enough to rid all the stupidity from his brain, and started to perform in a play and poetry
slams, and sang a cool blokes version of the 12 days of christmas, it went down well for leonard, and got in a few
weird little fights, when he started to toast his successes with champagne, it’s the only time he drinks alcohol, and
then leonard started drinking coke, it’s good for his creative stuff, like gives him energy in a way, but the coke gave
leonard all of his times trying to be like other people, leonard says, must drink little bits, despite going to the mall
for many celebrational drinks of coke for his stuff on youtube, and leonard wants each and every voice, to fly up
out of his head, he will do great tapestries, but leonard, really needs odd voices to keep up his fun stuff, leonard
has to realise that the people he tried to be like ain’t his fucken stupid little daddy
quickly leonard be like me, before people say that your shy,
LEONARD IS BASED ON ME, OKEY DOKEY DUDES
