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Thomas Thurman Dec 2010
See you our server farm that hums
And serves HTTP?
It's spun its disks and done its sums
Ever since Berners-Lee.

See you our mainframe spewing out
The Towers of Hanoi?
It's moved recursive discs about
Since Babbage was a boy.

See you our ZX81
That prints the ABCs?
That very program used to run
With Lovelace at the keys.

Magnetic floppy disks and hard,
And tape with patience torn,
And eighty columns on a card,
And so was England born!

She is not any common thing,
Water or Wood or Air,
But Turing's Isle of Programming,
Where you and I will fare.
A rather silly homage to a rather lovely poem in Kipling's "Puck of Pook's Hill".
Lawrence Hall Jun 2019
To be chanted whenever the O Machine 1 fails:

Rumor has it that the Enigma
Was to Churchill a foul stigma

And that the ancient, creaking Babbage
It was to him but so much cabbage

Colossus One and Colossus Two
Those gadgets too he began to rue

They say he let them rust and rot -
The pity is that he did not


(I checked with the Lizard People on this – Churchill’s secret Second World War computers, powered by a primordial Lemurian source of energy so dangerous that even speaking its name in the ancient language of the Atlanteans is said to be fatal, are secured in a locked vault on Oak Island and guarded around the clock (set to Martian time) by the Trilateral Masonic-Vatican Continuum of deadly albino flying fish.)

1 E.M. Forster, “The Machine Stops,” 1909, Much-anthologized
Your ‘umble scrivener’s site is:

Reactionarydrivel.blogspot.com

It’s not at all reactionary, tho’ it might be drivel.

Lawrence Hall’s vanity publications are available on amazon.com as Kindle and on bits of dead tree:  The Road to Magdalena, Paleo-Hippies at Work and Play, Lady with a Dead Turtle, Don’t Forget Your Shoes and Grapes, Coffee and a Dead Alligator to Go, and Dispatches from the Colonial Office.
Shiv Pratap Pal Jun 2020
East or the west, Computer is Waste
Surrounded by mouse, Having no Taste

Operator is a fool, Is never ever Cool
Always in haste, Does Cut and Paste

Encounters error in memory, Shooks his Head
Filled with terror, Shakes his Neck

Restarts his computer, But in Vain
The computer Reports – 'Disk Boot Failure'

The operator restarts, again and again
But no more gains, only pain and pain

Hits the CPU with his Boots
But still the computer fails to Boot

Kicks the Monitor with his Boots
The Monitor Screen gets shattered

The operator gets an electric shock
Utters 'Good Bye World'

Long live the computer, In the Future
To send peoples to the lovely Heaven

Free of Cost – Free of Cost

By the way, If anyone finds himself in the Hell
Then just blame His Highness Great Charles Babbage
Just for a laugh
I wrote this unpublished poem  15 years ago in 2005. Today found this in old diary and published here.
samuel hdz Mar 2013
Stop invading my thoughts!
You dont want me and I know.
Why do these memories of you and me kissing so slow play in my head?
Others have crossed this path.
Yet memories of that fade and dont last.
*******!
Not for doing this to my body.
But for infesting my brain.
You came with Babbage which....
only a selfless soul could claim.
game that  flowed because it came so naturally.
Definitely got the better of me.
*******.
Why didn't you just let me keep my stride.
I was better off alone.
Than with you and the kid on my mind.
Now its not even about you.
I just dont want people to treat him like hes a must cause he comes with a beauty like you.
*******.
You're hurting him without knowing.
And you're killing me consciously.
*******!
for making me want it to be just the kid you and me.
It's not always about the person you fall in love with!
Laden down with baggage,a
suitcase full of books and
Mr Babbage,
sits tight in a polished metal box with an
outlook looking in on everything he ever sees.

A glimmering of light slides in and
fades into the station
where I'm waiting for the train to come
but hope is not salvation and if
this is the new nativity
there's someone here where I should be
and I am not alone.

There's a porter,Mr Porter,
he's kind of short but he is smiling
and the light becomes much stronger
as he nears the place I'm waiting
but I've waited many times and seen
the crossings of too many lines
which blur in shiny steely strands,to
stretch out tiny golden hands which hold me
in this place.

I am a face unknown, a man outgrown
and hope is not salvation
this station is a metaphor
I don't know why I'm waiting, maybe
for the light to further me in
some sweet education
where the teaching of Apocrypha
is opened up,
please let that be.

Morning shakes me wide awake and
I become one more earthquake among
the many tremors and
the trembling in the temples,
I shall ride the storms
and surf the clouds which shroud my
Earth in mystery,
until
the truth arrives.
Ajax Jan 2020
Time for the I love you’s to end and the I hate you’s to begin
But the difference between being different was you and I
Sins living on the shoulders, hearts living on the sleeves
******* feelings, time to make a run for the keys
Relationship needing a start over, time for a do over
Start, middle, end, wishing I could head for the roundabout again
Needing to pull a u-turn, both needing that closure
But it’s been years, you and I are now both frozen over
Hitting the freeway throwing out your luggage
Too busy worrying about myself to care about your Babbage
Mishaps after regrets, can’t help but regret some of my mishaps
Time to Hit the gas, we couldn’t go on anymore after our crash
To busy wiping off my sins, feeling free again
Broken love strapped to our veins, I’m sorry about all the pain
Promise after promise but I never wanted to change

— The End —