I bit into an
Apple that was very sweet
A bee stung my mouth.

{ Weasel }

When before to sleep I go,
I pray to God.
When before to work I leave
I read God's Word.

{ Weasel }

Moon shines bright on snow
Making it seem bright as day -
My room was lit up.

{ Weasel }

Climbin' up the stairs
People runnin' in mad rush
I tread carefully.

{ Weasel }

I love Christmas dinners
There's lots of turkey
And different things like that
Pumpkin pies and vanilla ice cream
I wish I could have such a nice Christmas dinner!

{ Weasel }

Here a while ago,
It was so cold that I stayed
Shivering inside.

{ Weasel }

Folks, I noticed a dyin' sunset today
It made me weep
Just like the raindrops
That hit my cheeks

{ Weasel }

Folks, I must wish
A good night to you all

{ Weasel }

The house I went to
Had a mean Rockweiler folks
Which bit my hindpots!
How I wish this was not so,
I still have those teeth mark scars!


{ Weasel }

I am a Weasel
For I am sly
I am a Weasel
Because I am quick and I can fly
I am fast
I am a Weasel
I will last

{ Weasel }
.

I need to get gas for my car
'Cause I am almost out of it
I'm nearly on 'E'.

{ Weasel }

I was goin' to work the other mornin'
And I was runnin' out of time.
I was goin' a bit too fast that mornin'
I was warned that it was a crime.

{ Weasel }

My flowers in my window planter
are blooming and alive!

{ Weasel }

Usually when you
Think of nights, folks
You think of a full moon
Being in the sky
But there's nothing
But total darkness

{ Weasel }

Nothin' left but empty pockets
And socks wit holes upon each heel.

All the good fings are swept away
Like a rotten banana peel.

Wit nowhere else to turn -
I turn to God.

Wit empty pockets
And holes in my socks -
I turn to God.

{ Weasel }

I don't know 'bout you
I love Papa John's Pizza
Cut me a slice please.

{ Weasel }

This cool riverside
Is so nice to relax by
Birds sing pleasantly.

{ Weasel }

Roses always wither
Before I've even had
A chance to enjoy them
Which usually makes
The Weasel feel like cryin'

{ Weasel }

I noticed a shooting star
And it made me sad
To see a light
Fade.

{ Weasel }

Winter starlight sky
I see it through the window
Of my snug bedroom.

{ Weasel }

Storms awakened me
From my sleep early this morn
Rain came pouring down.
I was scared there for a while,
Lightning flashed and thunder pealed.

{ Weasel }

I sat on ice bench
I got stuck could not get up
Made a rip in pants.

{ Weasel }

Sometimes people aren't allowed to visit you,
Yet it would otherwise be okay -
If only they weren't mad wit you.

{ Weasel }

I have had a nice
Thanksgiving Day this year by
Countin' my blessings.

{ Weasel }

I took a walk within the woods,
A creek I had to cross.
The water was flowing swiftly,
I did not see the moss.

Before that moss I ever saw,
I took an awful crash.
The waters were so very cold,
As soaked when I did splash!

I cannot swim but the water
Was shallow at the time.
I slid again and fell back in,
Upon some algae slime.

The folks that walked behind just laughed
And I got mad wit 'em.
I wish they could fall in that creek,
Then I would laugh at 'em.

My teeth they chattered so fiercely
I thought I break a few;
The last creek that I had to cross
I fell in they did too!

{ Weasel }

The other day was awful,
I tell you the truth.
I got stuck within the snow
No one to help me, I know,
Wish I was a youth.

The plow came along the way,
But friends don't you know?
I never was helped, you see,
I was pressed in more deeply,
My car - mound of snow.

It seems there's trouble wit me,
No matter where I go.
People it is tough on me
And I only get laughed at see?
I am buried in snow.

What did I do to merit
Such an awful blow?
Is it because folk like to joke
Bully others, pick and poke?
I just do not know.

{ Weasel }

Vehicle towed home
Got it unstuck just today
Won't happen again.

{ Weasel }

I was whistling a song yesterday,
But folks, the hammer smashed my finger.
I am still suffering pain from it
And it shook my nerves up.
(Not to mention, a throbbing pain in my finger.)
I stopped whistling my merry tune,
And I let out a YELL instead!
While whistling a song yesterday.

{ Weasel }

The snow fell to earth
Wrapped inside a white blanket
Beautiful to see.

{ Weasel }

My window garden
Is all full of snow and ice
All the flowers gone.

{ Weasel }