I need a new kind of pill to take
I’ve gained twenty pounds in the last seven months
And I have to stop all those ounces I’m gaining
I want to be an ungainly person
No matter what Merriam Webster says
And no matter how gracefully I move
And how elegantly swan-like I appear
I desperately need to ungain every pound,
So again I ask: “Is there a pill?“
ljm
I'm sorry, folks - I just can't stop myself sometimes. I'm up for the third lead role in a Jim Carey film:"Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest." I'm gonna be a star !!