I'm waterproof positive:
This may be John Hawkins's ship
But I've no idea why that matters.
This is disease infested waters,
And piracy is highly contagious,
I should know.
I grew up on the same street as money,
But he migrated to Los Angeles,
Where there was greater curb appeal.
This life is a house of stairs,
And no one walks
The plank better than me.
But all too soon
This old vessel is firewood
And tread board.
It might be the new world,
But the pilgrims are covered
In Spanish moss,
Mixed warning signs on their hats.
We pirates are forgetful escapists,
Doing high wire acts at sea,
To harbor regret is to mutiny
In thy heart,
I should know.
But I don't.
Seems my mind has gone
And given me the slip,
Meet me for a pint
At the Crooked Wig
And we'll talk shop...
Maybe.
Been sitting in my drafts for 2 years. Thought I would free it...