last night at the poetry slam i felt like my youth was coming back to me
you see one young bloke went up to me and said don’t forget to cheer
on my mate, it’s his first time, and he keeps his poems to his heart
and i don’t think i am an old timer, because of my love of social media
you see i like the poetry slam because it helps an middle-aged dude like me
to find my mojo, and there are a lot of people who ain’t game enough to read
their stuff because of the heckling, but this young bloke last night really stole the show
i wasn’t clapping to be nice, i think he had a lot of talent and here is a song
you see it’s a great trip to the poetry slam, on his first night ever
you see he stole the night away, and might i add he won oh yeah
you see he had a whole lot of fun
and also dude, he blew everybody off their seat
you see i like poetry slams, because they are so much fun
you see it’s hard for a poor guy like me, to get anywhere on the buses yeah
you see the canberra bus service, dude, is so stupid yeah
the canberra government only care about the rich
they don’t give a **** about the poor
the poetry slam is a way i can really show everyone what i have
i don’t want to be one of those oldies who is too shy to go out
i don’t want to be one of those oldies who worries about family members
i don’t want to be treated like a bad smell, just because of my cracked feet
i don’t want to be treated like a shy person all my life
i am into computers in a big way, so deal with it, big fat rich ****** of this world
i don’t want to be shy at the mall, i like the mall, but not to sit there all day and night
i have a life to lead, i want to be famous, well, people, i am already famous on youtube
and Facebook, even if people film me on the street, when i am dancing, that doesn’t bother me
if you want to film me just to laugh at me, go right ahead, as long as that is all you do
i probably am on Facebook in a famous way, because i have been attracting attention to other people
in the last 8 years, i don’t want people to treat me like an old fogie because i really really extremely love life
i clean my house, and i know how to look after myself, i prefer to catch buses as opposed to getting lifts with strangers
don’t forget i am a person, i don’t care if you wanna tease, but i hate horrible teasing, for i am a real family person
you see mate, last night i really enjoyed myself, and if you want to catch me on bad slam search badslamnobiscuit on yioutube or Facebook
and watch the whole 2 hour show, because i did my own tribute to the great graham kennedy
you see i don’t want to be treated like a hooligan, i liked that man in the july poetry slam at the phoenix
you see he really lifted my spirits high and i liked the young dudes last night, yeah he was rad
when i got home, i watched june’s poetry slam on youtube, and dude, i sounded great
because i don’t believe in horrible teasers treating me like an old fogie, trying to get me to look worried
i don’t **** people off, but i am aware of my age, but i go to poetry slams to have fun
i go on youtuibe to have fun, i write stories to have fun, FUN, i tell you, i go to the christmas carols to have fun
i don’t want voices trying to get me to **** myself, i love my life for that
i know when i was young, i was a tad different to the other kids, but i wasn’t shy, i played basketball i played bowling
i went down the waterside at jamison and i wasn’t scared and i went to the movies
i went to the raiders every weekend, and mate i was a real teaser, and i know i am getting older, but i am ready
to make the poetry slam really work for me, you see i remember when paul berenyi asked me to look at these dogs
and he stuck a drawing pin on my ***, i felt, what fucken give dude, and i wrestled with micheal wright on the green grass
i know i am old now, and i can’t expect young udders to like me, like they used to, but i had a great conversation with
this man named rodney about things that make the poetry slam great
you see my voices are in the past, i ain’t living in the past, i really like my life at the moment
i don’t care if i look like my dad when i am on my computer, but i love computers, i always loved computers
i am constantly told in my head, my poems ****, but i can’t expect everyone to like them, but they should keep their opinions to themselves
because nothing anyone will say to me, will jeopardise my performances at the poetry slam, because it’s so much fun
i must admit, i get inspired my kids on youtube and television
i know i was a koomarri to muck around with, and i still believe in mucking around with my old school friends
i just don’t like these odd movements i get from my medication, i want to lift all my bad fiucked up thoughts up
but that is all, no more, i believe in having a lot of fun, reading writing and watching youtube
i only went to the mall all the time when i was living in mum and dads backyard, to show my independence
and now, i don’t need to be there 24 hours a day, be cause i have my own flat now, i am independent
i really hate when people are trying take my cool credits away just because i ain’t doing what they say
you see i am planning to go on a holiday on the first weekend of october to bate mans bay
and i am off to the carols in the domain on the 19th december
and i might not have very much money, but i can still plan holidays, i want to go Perth one day
i hate when the ghost of my father is trying to make me clean my house the way i used to
cause ya know what used to did, he just used to, my house is clean, occasionally i like to fall asleep on the couch
and do my tapestry, you see dad is being a dad, as he is trying to make me remember my past
i ain’t living or dwelling in the past, i believe in being nice to the youth of today
because they are the future, and i wish online stalkers will leave the young dudes alone
because social media is fun for people of all ages
you see, i want to show the world, how much i support the youth of today
the intellectually disabled and the mentally ill, of today
because my voices are judging me because of my past, and i hate that
saying, don’t muck with brian, because he kidnapped a kid
the truth is i never kidnapped a kid, i just was a crazy person back then, and i don’t want to dwell in that, alright
and i want to enjoy doing badslamnobiscuit, despite my voices saying i am not young
i don’t want people treating me like a cool kid to a tease, ok, i know my stuff can really entertain for this and future generations, dude
so, let’s have fun, dude