HI DUDES
THIS IS THE MANY SIDES OF DAD, FIRST HE WILL BOP TEACHING US MUSIC
OF HIS TIME, AND THEN TELL US TO EAT NICELY AT THE DINNER TIME
HE WOULD SING, OH ROSIE, LET’S DO THAT FOR THE BOYS
COME ON SUSIE, ROCK AND ROLL
AND THENN AFTER WHEN I ATE LIKE A SLOB AT THE DINNER TABLE
DAD WOULD CHEW HIS FOOD, LIKE AN OLD GRUMPY MAN
I WAS A BRATTY LITTLE KID, DAD SPOKE FOR THE CATS
HI FROM LADY, IN A LADIES VOICE
HI FROM SNOOPY IN A BIG MAN’S VOICE
HI FROM FLUFFY IN A POXLEY LADIES VOICE
YA SEE FLUFFY WAS THE CAT LIKE MISS PIGGY
I USED TO HAVE ARGUMENTS WITH THE CAT, SAYING MY BROTHER PUT ME IN CHARGE
AND HE SAID, SNOOPY, HE CALLS ME SNOOPY, YOU ARE BOSS OF YOURSELF
WHEN I AM AWAY, AND I WANTED TO BE THE ACTING MASTER, AND HE SAID
NO, YOUR BROTHER SAID SNOOPY, YOU ARE THE BOSS
AND DAD SANG THIS SONG WILD BILL HICCUP, OR SOMETHING WEIRD LIKE THAT
AND MY BROTHER SMILED AT ME, CAUSE, THAT LADY’S VOICE SOUNDED LIKE FLUFFY’S VOICE
YA SEE WE HAD CONVERSATIONS FOR THE CATS ALL DAY, BUT WHEN DAD WAS ANGRY
HE LET IT SHOW, I LIKED WHEN DAD SPOKE FOR THE CATS, BUT I HATED GETTING ANGRY TO MAKE HIM ANGRY
YOU SEE DAD WAS A BIT OF A STICK IN THE MUD, TELLING ME TO EAT NICELY
I HATED THAT, BUT I WAS LIKE THE KIDS AT THAT STAGE
BUT I TOLD DAD, TO GO AND **** A LEMON, HE GOT MUM’S FRIENDS TO DANCE
TO HIS VERSION OF SINGING IN THE RAIN, YA KNOW, CHOO CHOO CHA CHOO CHOO CHA
BUT I TOLD THE WORLD THIS, BUT I WANT DADS HUMOUR IN THE WORLD
DAD’S ADVICE NEARLY GOT MY HEAD PUNCHED IN AS I COPIED THAT
LIKE IF SOMEONE SAID, WHAT AM I LOOKING AT TWIRP, DAD TOLD ME TO SAY,
DUNNO HASN’T GOT A NAMETAG ON IT, BUT CANBERRA COULDN’T EXCEPT THIS
MAYBE, IT IS OFFENSIVE, TO THEM, BUT I ALSO DIDN’T STAND FOR THE ANZAC DAY
I WAS GETTING MIXED MESSAGE OF DAD AND THE YOUNG DUDES, CROWDING MY HEAD
I DON’T MIND THAT, CAUSE NO KID WANTS TO BE TOTALLY LIKE THEIR FATHER
MY BROTHER WAS A LITTLE COOL KID, WHEN HE USED TO TEASE ME, AND THEN USED
TO GET INTO FIGHTS WITH ME BY THE POOL, I MAYBE HATED AT FIRST
BUT I AM NOT LIVING WITH PAST TEASING, I USED TO THROW STUMPS AT MY BROTHER
HE WAS SAYING, I WASN’T A COOL KID, I SAID, HE WASN’T A COOL KID
WE FOUGHT, WRESTLED, AND PLAYED BACKYARD CRICKET
WITH ALL OUR NEIGHBOURS, OH YEAH THAT’S COOL AS
DAD LOOKED LIKE DADDY LONG LEGS, AND MUM WAS MUMMY SHORT LEGS
AS THEY WERE HAVING A HIT IN BACKYARD
I HAD MY VERY OWN FOOTBALL LEAGUE, AND I PLAYED FOR BRIGHTON
AND DAD PLAYED FOR CCAE, WHICH IS NOW UNIVERSITY OF CANBERRA
AND DAD SCORED ABOUT 1000 GOALS SITTING IN THE FORWARD POCKET OF OUR FRONT YARD
I USED TO GET SICK OF DAD LOOKING AT ME, AT BEING A LITTLE SHY BOY
I HAD MY PLANS TO GET ON TV, THANKS TO MY BROTHER, FOR MAKING IT EASIER
I AM SUFFERING, BUT I FEEL POSITIVE ABOUT HITTING THE BIG SMOKE
BUT MY BROTHER AND DAD’S SENSE OF HUMOUR, GOT ME THINKING
WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE TOO IMAQGINATIVE, BUT IT MADE ME THE COOL PERSON I AM TODAY
I PERFORMED IN TWO PLAYS, URBAN DREAMINGT 2003, AND MOVE SPEAK ACT FOR MINDSCAPES
IN 2014, I HAVE TO SIT TIGHT, BUT THERE IS TRUTH IN THE FACT, THAT BIG THINGS HAPPEN TO THOSE WHO WAIT
EVERY BLADE OF GRASS TO BE SOWN, MOVE SPEAK ACT HAD FUN WITH MY EVERY BLADE OF GRASS THEORY
IN A THEATRICAL WAY, MADE ME FEEL GOOD, DAD ALWAYS SAID, TO START SMALL
DAD GAVE ME A COMPUTER, SO I CAN BE FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE, WELL, HE WAS GIVING ME THE COMPUTER
CAUSE I NEEDED TO LEARN, BUT DAD USED TO TELL FUNNY JOKES TO FAMILY AND FRIENDS
THEN HE STARTED TELLING HIS LIFE STORY
I HOPE, IF DAVID CAMPBELL AND LISA CAMPBELL GET CATS OR DOGS, YOUR FUTURE TWINS IS MY DAD AND ROBIN WILLIAMS
TALK FOR THE CATS, YA SEE ROBIN WILLIAMS AND DAD ARE ALIKE, IF YA LISTEN TO THEIR HUMOUR
IROBIN WILLIAMS DID IT IN HOLLYWOOD, DAD DID ITWITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, THINK ABOUT IT
ROBIN WILLIAMS AND DAD ARE THE PERFECT TWINS, BUDDHA DID THIS, SO THEUY CAN CROSS PATHS
LOOK OUT DAVID CAMPBELL AND LISA CAMPBELL, YOUR TWINS ARE FUNNY
**** ANY MAN OUT OF YA COTTON PICKING HEAD, I PREFER DAD MATURE
I LIKED HISV FUN SIDE, **** HIS BIG BIG MAN, I WAS SITTTING ON THE COUCH
CAUSE OF THE FUN DAD HAD
BUT I HEAR VOICES NOW, OF ME GOING TO JAMISON SLIDE
AND SPENDING 2 HOURS ON THE SL;IDE, ATTENDING POOL PARTIES
DAD PROBABLY THOUGHT THIS WAS COOL, BUT I WAS NOT A LITTLE PARENTS BOY
I WAS A FAMILY PERSON WHO LOVES LIFE
BRING DAD AND ROBIN WILLIAMS TOGETHER JIMMY BARNESY’S GRANDCHILDREN
BOBBYE DAD, ENJOY NEXT LIFE WITH RW