Tell me, friend, have you ever seen
A leprechaun in a suit o' green
With an impish grin?
You haven't? Well,
You must not know the magic spell!
Listen in:
You take a pipe and puff and pass
A green as green as Erin's grass,
Then take a glass
Of whiskey and beer,
And chase the smoke, and choke with cheer:
One will appear!