I'm no one of note Just a mediocre bloke Your run of the mill common folk, Shiit kickin', suburban cowpoke Someone not even I would pretend to promote Dreamscapes often bleak and remote You probably do what I don't, Can do what I can't, Will do what I won't Sunk my personal rescue boat, Fleeing the scene, Trying to free myself from myself with little hope Got caught up in a well known insecurity mote The dangerous cesspool where the mindless float Where I often mope You might think that's the conclusion, But nope You'll know when This story's about to end At the first mention Of the proper tension For a danglin' hangin' rope