Not of ancient lore, or some cross to bear. But here. But now. No Prince Charming at the castle door. Only her, Miss Damsel herself. In some paper city, called Zilch, where things fall apart fast. She's trapped in no tower, but a loft instead. With tin-foil crown, she climbs across the kitchen table to slay the dragon, in the flames of his own black-hearted bedevilment. A dagger to the heart of the matter, and all is quiet again. Then with a satisfied yawn, she retires for her afternoon nap.