White boy With your inherent privilege Straight. White. Boy. Privilege. Please, make another joke About ****** harassment No, really It's funny right? Especially because you're joking that Your male coworker is sexually harassing you Gay jokes are funny too, huh? Ironically, That's the same male coworker Who I had to explain Just hours beforehand How the ****** encounter he described Did not include informed consent How fitting. So, White boy, I'm curious how you'll fare After I told the manager About the content of your jokes (Not the proudly homophobic one, Luckily? Right.) Who then looked uncomfortable But seemed pleased when I told him that I had already called you out Because that means he doesn't have to Because he wouldn't anyways It doesn't affect him Just some harmless humor Ok. So then I tell my coworker about your joke Who then responds with: "He's still doing that ****?" Apparently so Apparently. So. Because no one there seems to care About jokes that put me The only person at work read as a girl (Which I'm not by the way) In an extremely uncomfortable position Why is no one else uncomfortable? Why does no one else say anything? Right, They're all like you Or they don't want you to judge them Because you have that power Because you're a Straight. White. Boy.
It was a long night at work tonight. I don't have the emotional energy for this ****. Also ******* Greg