Rules to being a lady As told by the women in my life 1.Don't put your elbows on the table 2.Don't chew with your mouth open 3.Let the men get the doors 4.Say please and thank you 5.Don't speak out of turn 6.The oldest man goes first in the house(for anything) 7.Clean the house 8.Lay out his clothes 9.Cook his meals 10.Be a ***** if you need to be but only if it doesn't make him feel uncomfortable Rules to being me As told by me 1. Listen to how you feel 2.If it feels right then do it 3.If it doesn't then don't