Today,
It’ll be the
Other way round,
Today's my day
I'll take your crown.

You’ll stick to me
Like a gecko on a wall,
My actions you will echo
And that will be all.

Don't ask me why,
I won’t tell you how.
Today's my day
I'm keeping this crown.

Down you'll bow
when I crouch down,
Today's my day
I'm keeping this crown.

Show some respect!
It has been due
Or I'll slam you to a wall...
And turn your skin blue.

I stop,
And think
A little…

Did my human
Just turn to
pickle?

Oh forget it!
A nice shade is blue...
I got no time for this,
No time to rue!

I had
Asked you why,
You didn’t tell me how.
Now that the table’s turned
I’ll pretend
I’ve never even
Heard a sound.