I wish I was there To help ease your pain I would brush back your hair And fight back your bane It would stand no chance Not after hurting my sweetheart I would fight it with a lance And then slice it apart You say there’s more than one? Well have ‘em come my way I have only just begun They can all join in the fray I’ll kick them and smash them And give them all a clout You say they are more like shadows? Then I’ll challenge them to a bout They may wisp and twist And swirl all around me But by then I’ll be ****** They will trip over to flee When the battle is over And I walk away with victory I’ll quickly gather my composure So I can steal a kiss from thee I’ve fought the monsters away They shall bother you no more Today is now a new day Perhaps even better than before
My girlfriend was really upset and I had no idea what was going on :'(