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Drake Brayer
Poems
Jun 2015
iOS iOweU
Oh iOS, dreary titan of technology!
An SOS, hidden in secret typology!
Oh woe is me, tragic symphonic melancholy
If heaven had eyes, and hell had ears
Heaven would see, and hell would hear
The discordant storm, the miasma of tears
The screen is blank, my heart is dead
Error! Error! The bleak message read
Death marches slow, overlord of dread
Bright red head and monolith of Mac
iSurrender, iGiveup, Iambeggining to crack
Silent foot falls across the carpeted track
The darkest song of the darkest day
appleID.apple.com in the mindless gray
Hark! Hark! Once more into the fray!
March my brothers, to full lines and all!
Some may die today but the victors stand tall!
Monoliths of glory, providers of tech support call!
iPod, iTunes, iCloud, iPhone, iPad iknowitall!
Prices beyond reason, reset, restore and reinstall!
Kings of iLog, rulers of this bleak blue ball
Apple support for one! Apple support for all!
Unless your outside your support eligibility!
Sorry! Not my call!
#heartbreak
#sad
#depression
#life
#pain
#death
#apple
#phone
#technology
#sarcasm
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Drake Brayer
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