I swear I'm leaving right now Yet I'm still running around in a rush && STILL no pants on They lie somewhere on my floor If I don't leave now I'm going be late for sure...hmm got everything.. OH WAIT!!! SERIOUSLY...again..WOOOOW FUUUUCK quit messing with your hair & put down your BRUSH!! ****... 15 minutes later **** & I'm still NOT gone Almost out the door... *******...WHERE THE **** ARE MY KEYS..GREAT!! Now speeding like a police chase Weaving in & out of traffic lane by lane Trying to beat the clock & it's tick tocks A sound I SERIOUSLY ******* HATE I'm barely on time, a few minutes to spare It is a WAAAY too familiar race It's an endless ******* trend, driving me insane It's like a whole day of me wearing matching socks SOOOOO, SO WHAT if I'm occasionally always LATE At least I'm always never not eventually there but still at least there && DOESN'T MATTER where it is I'm going If there is a specific time of arrival expected Don't tell me that correct time UNLESS..... In all actuality the arrival time is actually irrelevant Since I know you have a "PARTY ALL THE TIME" way to celebrate Then please keep on shuffling when my face is showing Lateness is something I've so EPICALLY PERFECTED If I had a nickel for every time I was early, I'd have a MOTHER ******* DIME!!! Being on time & I have just always been so distant That's why punctuality & I will never relate!!!
A WHITE RABBIT GO, GO, GO NOW IT'S MY ******* HABIT WOULDN'T YA KNOW ALWAYS IN A HURRY YELLING "IM LATE! IM LATE!" BUT I UNDERSTAND THAT FEELING OF WORRY TRAGICALLY IT'S NOT THAT EASY TO ABOLISH OR ANNIHILATE