I heard someone say Science is a noose, Society a stool, And philosophy The dubious Kick.
Well I'd say:
Society sets the rope, Stool, And gives the kick.
Science saves my life Before I hit The end of my rope.
And philosophy helps Me cope With the reality That everything I'm told to believe By society Was meant to set me free, while secretly They said, "Ah, Schucks! Let's hang'em instead!"