Boys say really sweet things like, "We will get married some day," And "I will love you till the day I die," Just so you will spread your legs, And they can get between your thighs, When truthfully each tender word, Is nothing but a clever lie, Disguised as loving truth, Sweet enough to make you cry, So please remember next time he says, "You make me so happy, I dont know why," To just say "thanks" and cross your legs, Because when he leaves you'll want to die.