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 Jul 2017
Stan Gichuki
Your MCM is only flirting with you because he's bored and his WCW isn't replying .Sorry
Aicy
Stop Reaching For My Hand, Your Boyfriends is Getting Cold.
 Jun 2017
Stan Gichuki
I don't know if my daughter will be dark or light skinned,
I won't choose her mother by her skin Colour,
I'm into deep stuff.
The sound of our heartbeats together will be louder than the sound of our skin tone.
But in case my daughter complains about her being dark,
I will tell her not to worry, I'm paying school fees for her to be bright!
"And when she is 16 and in school I'll teach my hand to enjoy saying goodbye when i have to. So i hope she will learn, i hope she will learn that in this world education is key but with dignity, humility and respect you have a bunch of keys"
 Jun 2017
Stan Gichuki
If every child says his father is a hero,
then why is the  chances for defending her daughter zero,

if animals do know what the abuse of young one entails,
it shows how humans are worse than animals
what they lack is long ears and tails.

Real men are those one who can sing a lullaby to their daughters an till they fall asleep,
not the one who sleeps with them........
This is a fight, a battle, a war!
None of our daughter will, again, be called, a ***** or a *****.
 Nov 2016
Stan Gichuki
Being rude to men
will only earn you
more days in your
father's compound!!
 Oct 2016
Stan Gichuki
How come pungent taste of Aloe Vera is  among the sweet ingredients of beauty tips?
How come ***** words  comes form beautiful lips?

Lip gloss, lip balm and lipstick are enough to hide your empty stomach in  public,
But bowel echo of entrails in the  stomach, can't stop protest and whine even if you put on sound proof.

No difference between lips and walls coz are all exposed in the sun
Love of beauty and face when break-up,
Endeavor proper diet coz they cant reconcile with make-up.

We are God’s images
and things we dress send out messages
 Jul 2016
Stan Gichuki
The skies look like they are going to cry tonight.

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