!FUNNY & FUN! - Hello Poetry

Oct 2015

Elisa Maria Argiro

So, okay, are you listening?
Being a monkey means
many things...
Yes!
It also means loving,
not just bananas,
but the people who love
bananas, and monkeys too!

Listen to me in your heart,
pay attention now, person,
and this is gonna be
the best smoothie ever!

Bananas come first, of course,
then yogurt, vanilla, of course,
a BIG spoon of peanut butter..
Yes, really!
Trust me!
Cinnamon to jazz it up,
water to smoothen it...
we are calling this a smoothie
RIGHT?
And for extra-special, maple syrup,
to give it a heavenly touch!

Now cover your ears,
which are almost as sensitive
as mine, and ... Oh!

How do you push the button
with your fingers over your ears!

For the child in every heart, and every child.
©Elisa Maria Argiro

#life #bananas #peanutbutter #curiousgeorge

Sep 2015

Paul Hardwick

Farting. ❤️ 10words.

A **** in a lift
is wrong on all levels.

P@ul.

Sep 2015

Edna Sweetlove

The Bird & the ****

Whilst walking down the street
I heard a thunderous tweet;
'Twas a straining little bird
Who couldn't pass a ****.

The little thing was constipated,
Its **** wide dilated;
Tweeting loudly in mid-bog,
Trying to eject a log.

I observed with sympathetic heart
As it trumpeted out a ****;
Straining, chirping loud and long,
Letting off a foul and noisome pong.

I watched for nigh an hour
Its display of **** power;
Then a final intestinal pump
Produced a huge great steaming lump:

A mighty ball of faeces
(a giant of its species,
and total bumhole splitter
which shattered its feathered *******).

#explicit #**** #farts #avian

Sep 2015

Pradip Chattopadhyay

Tiger Widow

In the village today is one more widow.

Only last night
on the warm love bed
was smudged her sindoor
all over forehead!

Her skin is still raw with his claw,

his neck fell today to the jungle's law.

People living in the fringe of the Sundarbans go inside the forest to hunt for honey, fish and *****, putting them at risk for a tiger attack. In almost every village there is a man or woman commonly referred to as a " Tiger Widow".

Sep 2015

Dark n Beautiful

A Good Poem

Reading a good poem silences you. ..it make you think. It also prepares you for death. .

Sep 2015

Dark n Beautiful

The Agony of the Fabric

Holding on so tight
I can barely breathe
I can see star lights flashing,
flashing different colors of the **** bands'

The hooks dug deeper into my skin
Am I being nailed to this cross?
Without the intimates that emphasize comfort?
The subtle lift, the agony of the fabric,
Bare necessities of the multiway bra

Sep 2015

Bill murray

Milk of magnesia

When your colon is swollen
Use a little milk of magnesia it will give you amnesia
To how sore your **** really is gonna be
Afterward's.

#constipated

Sep 2015

Elisa Maria Argiro

Half Moon Pie for You

Look outside the kitchen window,
my friend, you and your puppy too,
and you will see it scrumptiously
awaiting you... Reaching out to it,
your fingers will sink into such rich,
creamy sweetness... getting there
first, you can have the whole of it
all for yourself... and let your
puppy lick your fingers!

#pieslice #moondessert #creamysweet

Sep 2015

Lily

Poetry is my *****

Poetry is my *****
Deep words get me high
Writing so quenches my thirst,
I'd **** for any rhyme

#poem #poetry #writer #poemlover #poemwriting