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 Oct 2016
David Ehrgott
Al Gore wants you
to believe that
Your vote counts

some people are soooo forgetful
 Oct 2016
K Balachandran
There was a young man  in Travancore,
who joined a program to control anger,
The instructor, a sultry, bold miss
suggested, "Let's start with a kiss"
Her stunning  range upended the ******.
Travancore was a kingdom until 1949, at the very southern tip of Indian Subcontinent, now part of the beautiful,verdant state of Kerala
 Sep 2016
Illya Oz
Why does your nose 'run' and your feet 'smell'?
Why do we call a building, a 'building' if it's already been built?
Why is it called a TV 'set' when you only get one?
And why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it starts ringing?

Why is it called a 'near miss' when you don't hit something?
Why does 'cleave' mean both to split apart and to stick together?
Why call it 'taking' a dump, when you leave something behind?
And if a 'vegetable' goes into a coma, is it called a person?
English is weird :)
 Sep 2016
Traveler
I do believe
Mental strength
Is forged
In the dysfunctional family unit

So remember
It doesn't matter
If all hope is gone
Ya better be reaching
For that last piece of chicken

Or you'll be going to bed
   Hopeless and hungry...
Traveler Tim
I meant this only as a joke.
I was blessed to have one piece of chicken.
 Sep 2016
Sally A Bayan
(a repost)


<----???----->


When we're          
                    D    
                    O
 ­                   W
                    N...... b e l o w......    
                                                     ­           ­              P!!!
                                  ­                                       U _                      
                                                               ­       |
             there's no other way, but......_|




Sally


Copyright November 2014
Rosalia Rosario A. Bayan
***what goes up
     must come down
      but, we must not stay too long below
...   we strive...to rise again...***

(...i thought of reposting this...thinking of a friend...)
 Sep 2016
David Ehrgott
free pigeon frets some
exaltation roaming loud
eagle chirps charcoal
 Sep 2016
David Ehrgott
Bunny, Bunny, Bunny
Please me mine.  Bunny,
Bunny, Bunny Valentine.
 Sep 2016
Stephan
.

I’m sick of writing poetry
I’m sick of it I am
Especially all these rhyming words
that flow out from this pen

Those tired worn out phrases
I write about her smile
Each lovey-dovey stanza
in fancy cursive style

The lines about the evening,
a shimmering moon beam
And how when I am slumbering
she always is my dream

Affectionate creations
oh please, for goodness sake
I can not write another one
it’s more than I can take

This poetry about my love
for her I always feel
Upsets my stomach every night
I mean, come on, get real

All of it is stupid
though some may call it dumb
For when I’m finished writing one
my fingers all go numb

Oh crap, Stephan is coming
he’s walking through the door
The biggest smile on his face
I’ve ever seen before

He’s been on the phone with her
he thinks he’s pretty slick
Now he’ll write something beautiful
and it will make me sick

And who am I, you’re asking
well you just should have known
I’m the laptop on his desk
that he left all alone

I used to be his favorite,
but that was way before
He found this mesmerizing girl
the one he does adore

Jealous, oh you think so
well maybe you are right
Or just an angry laptop
that won’t go without a fight

Just wait until I post this
it will be pretty sweet
Oh no, don’t hit that button
**** he just pushed dele…
**** computers
 Sep 2016
South-by-Southwest
The one handed thief ran out of the bank and jumped into the getaway car only to realize it was a four on the floor with stick shift .
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