sad bad
so no sad
sad happy
happy flappy
flappy clappy
dappy slappy
spousal abuse

triggery diggery dock
the tumblrina ran up the clock
but fell down because obese


patriachry

shrek is beck
deck is smeck
get top decked by the kripp
or u wont get any dipp

slip slop
drip drop
kip kop
hippity hoppity hood
goes the clock
tick tock
the mouse ran up the wall
and died

rest in pizza