He found a wallet full of money.
He was feeling sweeter than honey.
He became bewildered when his conscience said, take the money and run.
Go on a spending spree and have some fun.
He said, conscience you are so full of crap.
You usually tell me to do the right thing.
But you need to shut your thieving trap.

Delmont was just like a bear.
There wasn't a place that he didn't have hair.
All over his body he was a super hair grower.
To remove all of the hair it would take a lawnmower.
A lot of his dates were turned off.
Shedding hair sometimes made them cough.