I won the race,
tail me.
I lost my balance,
Don't right me.
I won second place,
bewail me.
I lost the toss,
Don't kite me.
I won the ribbon,
impale me.
I lost my cool,
Don't ice me.
I won the job,
avail me.
I lost the argument,
Don't cite me.
I won the bid,
assail me.
I lost the battle,
Don't fight me.
I won the vote,
hail me.
I lost the my way,
Don't slight me.
I won the lottery,
blackmail me.
I lost some will,
Tread lightly.
I won the case,
bail me.
I lost the cross,
Don't indict me.
I won the girl,
unvail me.
I lost some teeth,
"So bite me!"
Behold the boy. Behold the man. Behold the boy.